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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1101920

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1101932

DoSpiiR wrote: drinking is bad guys smoke weed its better	Jesu Offline Expert Boarder ✡Jewish Mafia \| Wikipedia⚛️ Posts: 1330 Thanks received: 173 Karma: 4
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1101939

IT was yesterday for my birthday, me and my mandem got so fucking drunk we had to call my mum to pick us up. Cus i live in Edinburgh she lives in glasgow she had to drive all the way to edinburgh to pick us up we literally didn't know who we fucking were.	Vodka4Gaben Offline Diamond Boarder LeBron "King" James Posts: 3106 Thanks received: 1516 Karma: -83
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1101965

DoSpiiR wrote: drinking is bad guys smoke weed its better actually weed is worse for you if you smoke it before you're 21.	the illest satan Offline Legendary Member Figures and numbers, all in my account. Posts: 2283 Thanks received: 631 Karma: -15
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102009

Hmmm honestly idk i had way to many .But heres one of them i guess.
So me and 2 of my freinds went out bought 3liters of vodka drank it all in like one and a half hrs tops.So we are just going thru our town square i go up to sprinklers start twisting them around spraying my freinds whit water,later one start cursing at church bells for ringing, and then later on i brake a fance cuz i though it would be a good idea to jump a fance to go and pee(while im still basicly wasted). There was a another time where i fell into a ditch(idk if thats the correct word but its close enough i think).i tryed getting out for about 1hrs straight barly got out on all fours and started going home it wasnt untill i basicly passed 2 km's that i realised that my watch was missing and that it was in the ditch... So i went in there(a bit soberd up) and found it along side my phone that i didnt know i lost... so yea.
Idk as i said i have alot of them idk which one is the worst one i had.
Edit:i have a video of me trying to drink petrol from a gas station(thank god it was all locked...) idk if i want to share it tho lol

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102010

Tramaxan wrote: DoSpiiR wrote: drinking is bad guys smoke weed its better actually weed is worse for you if you smoke it before you're 21. actually you are very very wrong	Denis Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2812 Thanks received: 1365 Karma: -49
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102014

I said the n word on Zarpgaming.com then listened to the best rapper Logic hey guys I smoke weed ok guys Im very cool I injest plant on daily basis ok guys I love doing the smoking of weed so I can be high and not have to not be not high ok thanks bye	Kato_ Offline Senior Boarder User is permanently banned from the Zarp service. Posts: 629 Thanks received: 278 Karma: -6
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102015

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I got loads of stories, but most crazy is properly the day before i knew i had to change. So me and my bestfriend both had an opioid addiction, so we bought like 20-30 methadones had a "geat" time that day and night. Woke up next day, everything felt normal till i see a police officer walking up our stairs at my moms place, to then tell me my best friend Frederik had died while sleeping... I changed got back to gaming threw out all the bad friends and tryna live my best life

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I sometimes question your staffing ability for example:
When in game your were shouting "jugger". I asked you what it meant and you said it is a Canadian word for the n-word

If you want staff again you really need to get your act together.

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102016

Go on then:

Had a bottle of Goldstrike and a couple of beers. After a while, someone passed me a spliff and did that too, after the bottle of Goldstrike I went

" this is enough imma go home now " completely fine until I hit the fresh air outside and then just dropped on the floor.

Woke up in a car and was like " you have to stop right now " She stopped and I just projectile vomited everywhere in the car whilst having 5 people in the car screaming and going insane due to the vomit.

- Last time I drank Goldstrike...

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102020

I was out with me mates got completely pissed, had 1 shot of vodka, looked at a glass of bourbon, and smoked 1oz of weed. Then I went home and met a piff ting from the states and hopped on reddit and cranked out this bad boy: www.reddit.com/r/BNHA_OC_Characters/comm...tion_hero_supernova/	dingofetch Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 287 Thanks received: 146 Karma: 5
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102021

right mate, me and the boys hit up the club right, me mate says "oi, wanna smoke a fuckin' doober cunt" Im like roight then mate, lets get choofed" So im fokin bonkers now, an I look over at me mate and say "If I was braindead I wouldn't be able to move my arms to type dumbass"	Kato_ Offline Senior Boarder User is permanently banned from the Zarp service. Posts: 629 Thanks received: 278 Karma: -6
I sometimes question your staffing ability for example: When in game your were shouting "jugger". I asked you what it meant and you said it is a Canadian word for the n-word If you want staff again you really need to get your act together. Last Edit: 5 years 7 months ago by Kato_. Login or register to post a reply. The following user(s) said Thank You: CeeZee, Kyber, Henny, dingofetch

your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102111

I have too many to recollect so I'll say my funniest one/first one

First time drinking, didn't know when to stop, spewed in my cup/all on the floor at a friends party, tried to walk to the bathroom over my sick..

I was then sat in my own vomit, looked up at .Uzi and he claims I had this expression such as this on my face

I barely remember it bc I was so blackout but yeah, .Uzi remembers it well

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102112

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I have too many to recollect so I'll say my funniest one/first one

First time drinking, didn't know when to stop, spewed in my cup/all on the floor at a friends party, tried to walk to the bathroom over my sick..

I was then sat in my own vomit, looked up at .Uzi and he claims I had this expression such as this on my face

I barely remember it bc I was so blackout but yeah, .Uzi remembers it well

Eh.. I wasn’t at that party

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102113

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.Uzi wrote:

Eh.. I wasn’t at that party

Who the fuck am I thinking of then, I swear you're the one who found it so fucking hilarious?

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102114

CeeZee wrote:

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.Uzi wrote:

Eh.. I wasn’t at that party

Who the fuck am I thinking of then, I swear you're the one who found it so fucking hilarious?

Kaz/Kiesh told me the story, I don't let you live it down

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1102117

Went to a rave on New Years got a bit pilly went back to my mates for an afters doing ket and coke with his mum and uncle party still going until like 12 the next day. The time we found 100 pills under a different friends parents floorboards. Got many more stories but too long to post really. I don’t really drink tbh	_Max Offline Former Community Manager Sup Posts: 2666 Thanks received: 1002 Karma: 15
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