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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100679

mine was yesterday, i broke my foot and walked 2 hours without notice any pain :omegalul:
the doc asked what i did i said i played football lol
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100684

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what's this, askreddit?
A General Discussion topic..?
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100685

Huperchild wrote:
what's this, askreddit?

I just want to know crazy stroys from zarp, shit post somewhere else
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100686

"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100688

Gatis Kandis wrote:
"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"

i don't understand that xd
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100689

Jesus Cry. wrote:
Gatis Kandis wrote:
"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"

i don't understand that xd
Me neither bro, it's okay
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100690

Jesus Cry. wrote:
Gatis Kandis wrote:
"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"

i don't understand that xd

Lass ihm, er ist behindert :woohoo: :woohoo:
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100691

ITzTrain wrote:
Jesus Cry. wrote:
Gatis Kandis wrote:
"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"

i don't understand that xd

Lass ihm, er ist behindert :woohoo: :woohoo:
titabed :woohoo: :woohoo:
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100692

Jumping into a pool and nearly giving away 42 million gems on zarp!
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100693

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Jumping into a pool and nearly giving away 42 million gems on zarp!
And getting perma banned.
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100694

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Jumping into a pool and nearly giving away 42 million gems on zarp!
:omegalul:
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100695

ITzTrain wrote:
Jesus Cry. wrote:
Gatis Kandis wrote:
"You won't believe it, I went to take a piss and it's blue outside"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah?"
"Want me to put it on a scale from 1 to 10?"
"Yes."
"2, I think"

i don't understand that xd

Lass ihm, er ist behindert :woohoo: :woohoo:

was ist deine crazy drunk story?
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100698

I don't drink, and i when sometimes i do, i don't get drunk
Stop drinking
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100716

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I don't drink, and i when sometimes i do, i don't get drunk
Stop drinking

same here fuck alcohol
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100717

Tramaxan wrote:
ToBeHonest wrote:
I don't drink, and i when sometimes i do, i don't get drunk
Stop drinking

same here fuck alcohol

I also think alcohol is stupid, rather smoke than drink
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100719

I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on her, pretty funny at the time ngl
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100720

Red_ wrote:
Tramaxan wrote:
ToBeHonest wrote:
I don't drink, and i when sometimes i do, i don't get drunk
Stop drinking

same here fuck alcohol

I also think alcohol is stupid rather smoke than drink
Is it just me or are all of you typing like you're drunk
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100721

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I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on her, pretty funny at the time ngl
Classy
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100724

.uzi wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on her, pretty funny at the time ngl
Classy
For the West Midlands area, it fairly is ngl
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 7 months ago #1100726

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Tamaninja wrote:
I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on her, pretty funny at the time ngl
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