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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101224

I was on vacation on a camping and one night in the club. I was with a few friends but they left around 03:40 am but I didnt want to leave yet so I stayed and met some others. After the club ( 4 am) we went to the beach and had a great time. at 5:40 am or something we were tired/done with the beach and drinking so I walked with a girl to her caravan and I was gonna take a shower but she was going to take a shower aswell. We thought it would be fun to go together and thats when I lost my virginity BOYS!

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101236

I accidentally impregnated a woman.	Jarvis_ Offline Expert Boarder I'm back Posts: 1020 Thanks received: 225 Karma: -43
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101240

Jar wrote: I accidentally impregnated a woman. Sounds like an excuse to me!	Lotto_Totto Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3548 Thanks received: 1147 Karma: -35
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101241

Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason	Agebt Offline Gold Boarder MAN WHAT?! Posts: 2192 Thanks received: 993 Karma: 10
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101261

Robbed a person.	Katje Offline User is blocked Posts: 5286 Thanks received: 844 Karma: -73
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101265

loolll who tf drinks 20199	James Stone Offline Gold Boarder Life is a ﬁght, but not everyone’s a ﬁghter. Posts: 2096 Thanks received: 297 Karma: -6
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101266

James Stone wrote: loolll who tf drinks 20199 Most people	.uzi Offline Former Community Manager Foos yer doos? Posts: 6005 Thanks received: 2441 Karma: 123
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101282

Tamaninja wrote: I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on him, pretty funny at the time ngl i didn't find it funny	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101290

Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101317

Eddie. wrote: Tamaninja wrote: I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on him, pretty funny at the time ngl i didn't find it funny Her reaction was	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101318

Nafe wrote: lol i once got drunk on a boat, that is my craziest story as i've only gotten truely hammered once i have an image of him on discord during this it was funny as fuck	SorIe Offline Marvelous Boarder Posts: 10832 Thanks received: 4290 Karma: 401
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101322

Kyber wrote: Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2 Nah mate his dad still plays on his acc and rdm's or was it his cat?!?!	alit Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 2020 Thanks received: 1819 Karma: 379
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101329

Tamaninja wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

Tamaninja wrote:

Kyber wrote:

Tamaninja wrote:

.uzi wrote:

Tamaninja wrote:

I slept with someone I met at a party and threw up on her, pretty funny at the time ngl

Classy

For the West Midlands area, it fairly is ngl

Not sure where the fuck in the West Midlands you live in but it really isn’t where I live

edit nvm I realised Birmingham exists

Was gonna say I live right next to Birmingham lad, the only time I go to West brom are for matches when I am out with the boys!

Wow someone is a party animal! I bet you and “the boys” have an annual hentai gathering after a crisp 4 lines of fetynol!

Well people in England prefer football, but you and your lads do you in America, sorry lad, I am not a fan of hentai or Fentanyl.
You man don't know about the hooligans over here! D:

Sorry your not the real tama your Micky so now I actually believe the story sorry lol

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101376

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101857

Kyber wrote: Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2 I told you I have many dads!!	Agebt Offline Gold Boarder MAN WHAT?! Posts: 2192 Thanks received: 993 Karma: 10
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101859

Agebt wrote: Kyber wrote: Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2 I told you I have many dads!! Do you have a stepmom ;3	Lotto_Totto Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3548 Thanks received: 1147 Karma: -35
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101861

Lotto_Totto wrote: Agebt wrote: Kyber wrote: Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2 I told you I have many dads!! Do you have a stepmom ;3 Do you have pubes?	Agebt Offline Gold Boarder MAN WHAT?! Posts: 2192 Thanks received: 993 Karma: 10
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101863

Agebt wrote: Lotto_Totto wrote: Agebt wrote: Kyber wrote: Agebt wrote: Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason wait I thought your dad left when you were 2 I told you I have many dads!! Do you have a stepmom ;3 Do you have pubes? Yes my dude and What is your most fucked up mind that you had?	Lotto_Totto Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3548 Thanks received: 1147 Karma: -35
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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101871

Lotto_Totto wrote:

Agebt wrote:

Lotto_Totto wrote:

Agebt wrote:

Kyber wrote:

Agebt wrote:

Not me but my dad got really drunk and started beating me for no reason

wait I thought your dad left when you were 2

I told you I have many dads!!

Do you have a stepmom ;3

Do you have pubes?

Yes my dude and What is your most fucked up mind that you had?

Having sex with my unborn cousin

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your craziest drunk/stoned story 5 years 3 weeks ago #1101893

This is sad	Sada. Offline Mythical Boarder Confused and disgusted by the ban Posts: 5674 Thanks received: 3851 Karma: 263
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