TOPIC: your craziest drunk/stoned story

I got loads of stories, but most crazy is properly the day before i knew i had to change. So me and my bestfriend both had an opioid addiction, so we bought like 20-30 methadones had a "geat" time that day and night. Woke up next day, everything felt normal till i see a police officer walking up our stairs at my moms place, to then tell me my best friend Frederik had died while sleeping... I changed got back to gaming threw out all the bad friends and tryna live my best life

Tamaninja wrote: Thank you you sexy man

ur all retarded tbf, just learn to control yourself with alcohol watafak

Jesus Cry. wrote: 2 Hours is nothing, I didn't notice a broken ankle for 3 years.

Sadly i can't drink - it makes me go crazy (literally)

yhh man one time I was at a rave dropped 15 pingers and snorted 43 lines of speed then ran through 6 walls and broke my shoulders three times


then i got pregnant it was proper fuckin wild mate

RealDenis wrote: aw mint that is mate how long was your hangover hahahahahahahah

not crazy at all but 100% annoying

first time trying xanax bars (not first time trying xanax), had a valentines date, went well except for the fact i passed out, woke up like an hour later but everything was cool (didn't get to smash tho, still did the day after) so went to go to my friends house, don't really remember anything honestly until i got home, my stupid ass decided to cook myself a meal (i surprisingly didn't burn my house down) made a steak dinner with potatoes and shit, and i passed out the second i sat down to eat it (i might have eaten it but i doubt it, was probably one of the dogs) i was pretty pissed off.

Tamaninja wrote: Not sure where the fuck in the West Midlands you live in but it really isn’t where I live

edit nvm I realised Birmingham exists

Clarky wrote: it was fucken skitz cunt i was off me rocker for a good 3 days

proper monged mate

RealDenis wrote: you fucken druggo

lol i once got drunk on a boat, that is my craziest story as i've only gotten truely hammered once

Kyber wrote: Was gonna say I live right next to Birmingham lad, the only time I go to West brom are for matches when I am out with the boys!

All I can say is the monster Kessler combo isn’t safe

Tamaninja wrote: Wow someone is a party animal! I bet you and “the boys” have an annual hentai gathering after a crisp 4 lines of fetynol!

I was chilling and just playing fortnite when all of a sudden my brother and all of his friends come into my room blasted and they were asking for clear eyes. Then one of my brother friends pulls out his oil pen and hands it to me and says take a hit, I was such a good boy saying no and shit and then 4 fucking kids including my brother are huddling around me saying hit it. I refused until my dumbass brother shoved it in my mouth. After that I went downstairs and we were watching a movie I didn’t feel anything so I was like Ight bet nothing happened, so then I go get a bowl of cereal and tried to go up stairs I drop a little on the floor and stepped in it but and that time I thought it was glue and i couldn’t move. I started asking my brother to help me move, but I couldn’t do my brother and his friends had to carry me upstairs to my bed. Then I slepped for the rest of the day.....

Plastered, met fairly hot girl at club, go home with her, have sex, doggy style position. Without knowing she was wearing a wig I pulled her hair and the wig came off I put it on and said “look at me I’m goldy lox” (blonde wig)

Had 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka one shot of rum and one of whiskey, + a bucket special filled with shots of liquor, had edibles and dabs all at once. Woke up in my old friends house on his couch passed out with a green top hat (st Patty’s day) and a scarf on with a plastic bag around my neck to puke in. Don’t drink..

Freddie_ wrote: Well people in England prefer football, but you and your lads do you in America, sorry lad, I am not a fan of hentai or Fentanyl.
You man don't know about the hooligans over here! D:

GmadTheH4cker wrote: You're on that light shit man

AlitGeorge wrote:
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fast, I'm glad that you beat the addiction and I hope everything is going well for you!

Wow these stories are really crazy guys