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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834891

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
Just talk to her like you usually do with your mates (if you have any xd) because thats probably why she "likes" you.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834897

AlphaLyle wrote:
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a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
Just talk to her like you usually do with your mates (if you have any xd) because thats probably why she "likes" you.

People like you makes me consider rope :sick:
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834919

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Don't do what i did with lucy
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834921

Give her a puppy and then she is all yours
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834931

When you ask zarp for help with relationships feelsbadman
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834937

pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834938

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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834940

Jim_Jam wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...

What a wonderfull fetish
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834949

Jim_Jam wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834951

MsRevine wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything

Thats... either concerning or just, estranged
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834956

MsRevine wrote:
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MsRevine wrote:
pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
And you criticise me for saying bonered? :huh: :huh:
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834962

Nick0GR wrote:
MsRevine wrote:
Jim_Jam wrote:
MsRevine wrote:
pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
And you criticise me for saying bonered? :huh: :huh:


Being kinky > Being retarded
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835017

miss revine whant to hav secks?
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835021

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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835175

MsRevine wrote:
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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit

She's into everything but sex.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835176

MsRevine wrote:
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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit

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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835193

Tyler Durden wrote:
Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.
wtf thats too much work why not just kiss ur dad
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835194

Tyler Durden wrote:
Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.

Lol Tyler.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #835223

i kissed her but wasnt wearing a condom so i think she is pregnant. i have to leave the community to take care of my kid, thanks for help
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