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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834897

AlphaLyle wrote:
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a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
Just talk to her like you usually do with your mates (if you have any xd) because thats probably why she "likes" you.

People like you makes me consider rope :sick:
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834919

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Don't do what i did with lucy
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834921

Give her a puppy and then she is all yours
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834931

When you ask zarp for help with relationships feelsbadman
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834937

pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834938

MsRevine wrote:
pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834940

Jim_Jam wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...

What a wonderfull fetish
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834949

Jim_Jam wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834951

MsRevine wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything

Thats... either concerning or just, estranged
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834956

MsRevine wrote:
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pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
And you criticise me for saying bonered? :huh: :huh:
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834962

Nick0GR wrote:
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Jim_Jam wrote:
MsRevine wrote:
pee on her to show dominance and then choke the bitch

Just because you are into that shit doesn’t mean she will be...


homie im into everything
And you criticise me for saying bonered? :huh: :huh:


Being kinky > Being retarded
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835017

miss revine whant to hav secks?
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835021

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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835175

MsRevine wrote:
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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit

She's into everything but sex.
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835176

MsRevine wrote:
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miss revine whant to hav secks?

Miss me with that gay shit

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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835194

Tyler Durden wrote:
Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.

Lol Tyler.
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835223

i kissed her but wasnt wearing a condom so i think she is pregnant. i have to leave the community to take care of my kid, thanks for help
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835231

TheCorgi wrote:
I give advice from real grill.

Hold hands.... make the sex
i bet you're a virgin if ur saying this
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #835237

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Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.

Lol Tyler.
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