This is the end of the road. After nearly half a decade with Friendly Players I'm moving on. Zarp has been great summer fun but it's time to get back to real life. I truly appreciate Zarp, specifically the community team and SSRP lead team, accepting me back into the community with open arms. I'll leave specific mentions down below, but the people I appreciate most know who they are already.
Climbing the SSRP ranks for my grand finale has been a lot of fun, but after all this time I had to have some fun with it on my way out the door.
Don't worry I've already demoted myself.
Chute: You're one of the funniest fuckers I've ever met. You've turned Zarp into something special and I hope it sticks around for years to come.
EMP: My dude. I hope you can come back fully to Zarp because it needs you around.
Tyler: Happy to call you one of my good friends for this past month or so. You're a great guy and should honestly be made an Owner of Zarp. You Chute and EMP could really take it even further.
Para: A true stoner. You're a funny and hard working dude, wish we had more time to talk and get closer.
Chummy, Sora: Keep the FP memory alive guys. Chummy you're gonna do great things for SSRP as Head Admin, and Sora will be helping you on that path right after he marries Emilia Clarke.
Everyone else: you're a pleb.
What's an ex staff member if they don't become a minge?