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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834793

a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834794

don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834795

Give mixed signals and then if she does anything scream rape!
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834796

Just think of all the good times on :fp:.
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834797

I give advice from real grill.

Hold hands.... make the sex
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834798

tell her about your accomplishments of zarp SSRP super admin
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834799

Spicy wrote:
tell her about your accomplishments of zarp SSRP super admin
youre right this will win her over. thanks man
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834800

tell her you used to be a :fp: ambassador and it is guaranteed that you'll get more than a kiss
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834802

so what I'm seeing is
1. A random girl came up to you and said she want's to kiss you.
2. So you go on the forums of Zarp and ask for tips/advice.
3. Push her aside and say "Sorry I don't kiss T H O T S"
as she clearly doesn't know you and just want's to kiss you for no reason unless there is please provide a scenario of how this happened.
Sincerely, Doctor of Love, Fruit
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834803

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?

Question, is this secks advice or kiss advice?
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834806

Don't do what i did with lucy
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834811

Spicy wrote:
don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834812

Nick0GR wrote:
Don't do what i did with lucy
Oh god.
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834831

EMP wrote:
Spicy wrote:
don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap

Look it's a EMP face reveal
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834842

Nafe wrote:
Give mixed signals and then if she does anything scream rape!
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834878

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?

You do not know how to behave with a girl?

lol mad bRo mad bRo :sick: :pinch:

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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834880

Just go for it man
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834887

Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834889

Tyler Durden wrote:
Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.

Fuck sake Tyler
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sex 7 years 1 week ago #834891

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
Just talk to her like you usually do with your mates (if you have any xd) because thats probably why she "likes" you.
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you were expecting a signature, too bad.

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