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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834793

a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834794

don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834795

Give mixed signals and then if she does anything scream rape!
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834796

Just think of all the good times on :fp:.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834797

I give advice from real grill.

Hold hands.... make the sex
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834798

tell her about your accomplishments of zarp SSRP super admin
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834799

Spicy wrote:
tell her about your accomplishments of zarp SSRP super admin
youre right this will win her over. thanks man
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834800

tell her you used to be a :fp: ambassador and it is guaranteed that you'll get more than a kiss
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834802

so what I'm seeing is
1. A random girl came up to you and said she want's to kiss you.
2. So you go on the forums of Zarp and ask for tips/advice.
3. Push her aside and say "Sorry I don't kiss T H O T S"
as she clearly doesn't know you and just want's to kiss you for no reason unless there is please provide a scenario of how this happened.
Sincerely, Doctor of Love, Fruit
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834803

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?

Question, is this secks advice or kiss advice?
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834806

Don't do what i did with lucy
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834811

Spicy wrote:
don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834812

Nick0GR wrote:
Don't do what i did with lucy
Oh god.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834831

EMP wrote:
Spicy wrote:
don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap

Look it's a EMP face reveal
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834842

Nafe wrote:
Give mixed signals and then if she does anything scream rape!
+1
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834853

Spicy wrote:
don’t know if you’re serious
it’s a trap
ur saying it as if its a bad thing smh traps aren't gay
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834878

Zelos wrote:
a girl in my class says she wants to kiss tomorrow but im nervous any tips?

You do not know how to behave with a girl?

lol mad bRo mad bRo :sick: :pinch:

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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834880

Just go for it man
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834887

Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.
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sex 7 years 6 months ago #834889

Tyler Durden wrote:
Use the bait and switch technique, when she leans in and closes her eyes switch positions with your dad.

Fuck sake Tyler
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