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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575585

What You Will Need:

- A Brain

- A Mouth

- A Body

- A Hand



How To Eat:

- Put Food In Your Mouth

- Start Moving Your Teeth Up And Down Until The Food Is Chopped Into Pieces

- Then Swallow The Food


ENJOY THE FOOD
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575588

The most useless post ive seen, ever
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575589

SyStem wrote:
The most useless post ive seen, ever

I know. I am bored ._.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575590

What if you don't have any teeth?
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575596

Morgan wrote:
What if you don't have any teeth?

Grow some.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575597

I am pretty sure I saw the exact same thing on steam as a guide about a month ago
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575598

This is literally the most useless shitpost i have ever seen
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575603

But what if I don't know how to swallow?
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575604

Luki_Guki wrote:
But what if I don't know how to swallow?

then you shouldn't be alive
edit: as in arent able to eat so you would die of hunger
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575605

You cant move your teath, you move your jaw :p
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575610

Very helpful guide, should be pinned. Thanks.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575613

Studio Banter wrote:
Morgan wrote:
What if you don't have any teeth?

Grow some.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575626

how do i swallow?
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575632

HarryAssMent wrote:
how do i swallow?
Ask your mother she's pretty good at it
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575645

Lewis_is_java wrote:
HarryAssMent wrote:
how do i swallow?
Ask your mother she's pretty good at it
she doesn't know how, you teach me.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575647

Instructions unclear dick got stuck in blender
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Instructions unclear dick got stuck in blender
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575684

HarryAssMent wrote:
Lewis_is_java wrote:
HarryAssMent wrote:
how do i swallow?
Ask your mother she's pretty good at it
she doesn't know how, you teach me.

I will make a tutorial on how to swallow too then.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575687

Eating machine Broken
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Edited 9 years 1 month ago by el une spodermun.
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How To Eat - Tutorial 9 years 1 month ago #575869

Instructions unclear got dick stuck in ceiling fan
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