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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563614

MageJamy wrote:

Its the last day of school and I’m in my last class. I’m talking to my super cool teacher. I thank him for a Jordztastic year. He says “It was Charming to be with you”. N-No, It can’t be. I turn towards him. Its just as i suspected. It was Prince Charming this whole time. I lunged after him, trying to lodge Haggisies in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As I uncovered his anus, Fairy Godmother emerged, and puts a VAC ban spell on me. It’s all ogre now. Just as I thought my last rank was being stripped from my soul, Jordz crashes through the ceiling. Yes. Without a moments hesitation, Jordz grabs Charming by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Jordz pulled out his haggis-zooka. Fairy godmother burns to ashes. Jordz restores my zarp vip, and gives me an haggis. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft. Jordz is love, Jordz is life.

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Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted.

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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563616

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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563618

Kids, this is why we say no to drugs	Archick Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 761 Thanks received: 207 Karma: 0
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563620

Im supposed to be vaping but this one scottish keeps stealing my strawberry milk vape juice	Diego Offline Gold Boarder quack Posts: 1739 Thanks received: 407 Karma: -26
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563629

Your teacher is jordz	Nate \| Bigwhal Offline Diamond Boarder Bigwhal Gaming Posts: 3815 Thanks received: 500 Karma: -15
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563662

You're weird.	Jordz Offline Marvelous Boarder More Scottish than Aidan himself Posts: 10799 Thanks received: 2237 Karma: 129
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563673

Jamie you make me cringe so fucking hard	ParaMontana Offline User is blocked Posts: 5542 Thanks received: 3173 Karma: -1047
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563692

ParaMontana wrote: Jamie you make me cringe so fucking hard Para, it gets worse, trust me.	Bazaraxe Offline Legendary Member Ay-Yi-Yi-Yi- Posts: 2686 Thanks received: 906 Karma: 19
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Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563694

ParaMontana wrote: Jamie you make me cringe so fucking hard One about you and Tyler will be out soon	Jeppe Offline Diamond Boarder Martyr! Posts: 3199 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
Studio Banter wrote: Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted. Login or register to post a reply.

Jordz and annie is love Jordz and annie is life 2 9 years 1 month ago #563735

You have way to much free time James	Hey its Alex Offline Legendary Member Ex- Deathrun HA, Ex-TTT Admin x2, Ex-Surf Mod Posts: 1301 Thanks received: 460 Karma: 18
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