>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Jordz so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Jordz every night before bed, thanking him for the in game items i have been given (ZarpVIP®)
>"Jordz is love" I say; "Jordz is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a Hacker
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Jordz
>I called him a fish
>He vac's me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my profile hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Jordz
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my scotland."
>He grabs me with his powerful Jordz hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Jordan
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Jordz
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Jordz
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his haggis
>My dad walks in
>Jordz looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all Jordan Jonston now."
>Jordz leaves through my window
>Jordz is love. Jordz is life.
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