Speedy wrote:
jedijack81 wrote:
Zaxerino, if people are bullying you, just ignore them and they will eventually stop. And when you own an amazing company and they come to work for you, then that will be a different story.
But if you cant ignore them, then here are some comebacks that I use:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better insult than that.
Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
Bully: You're a pussy!
You: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
I've heard a snappier insult from a bowl of rice krispies.
Bully: Why are you so fat?
You: Because every time I f*** your mom she gives me a cookie.
Bully: I f***'d your mom!
You: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian.
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch Flakes?
Scientists say that the world is made out of ions, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
I'll give you more if you want.
Im sorry, But you can't just say that, to somebody who could kick the shit out of somebody,
1 If you said that to me, I would kick the shit out you
2 Because like yeh Don't cocky to somebody like that Just fucking accept it and you get along well. If you fucking ask for it you generally get jooked Happens alot around the gypo site trust me xDD
Well being a black belt in Taekwondo and everything can sorta prepare me for this. Because at my school, I don't have a lot of friends, and I don't know if this makes me a nerd or something, but the two people that I do hang out with are some of the smartest people in my year.
And there is this one kid who no one likes because he constantly thinks he's hard, and me and greatgamedude (he's not one of the two people I hang out with, I do hang out with him sometimes)have sometimes dealt with him when we give him a comeback and he just swings a punch at us. Greatgamedude even chokeslammed him once, I don't know how he did it, but he did.
And redpowder, I'm glad you like those comebacks.