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FML 8 years 8 months ago #182185

Jordan Johnston wrote: Morgan wrote: I got school this August 24th I've always thought you were Older , Like I know you've left school. I thought you were like 30 or something >:3 My profile picture is Major Nelson.	Morgan Offline Legendary Member Posts: 15970 Thanks received: 6527 Karma: 105
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FML 8 years 8 months ago #182186

Morgan wrote: Jordan Johnston wrote: Morgan wrote: I got school this August 24th I've always thought you were Older , Like I know you've left school. I thought you were like 30 or something >:3 My profile picture is Major Nelson. Just found that out ;3	Jordz Offline Marvelous Boarder More Scottish than Aidan himself Posts: 10795 Thanks received: 2237 Karma: 129
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FML 8 years 8 months ago #182214

Morgan wrote: Jordan Johnston wrote: Morgan wrote: I got school this August 24th I've always thought you were Older , Like I know you've left school. I thought you were like 30 or something >:3 My profile picture is Major Nelson. I always thought that profile picture was you. I am always wrong.	fdgdfhhfgjghjfgdjfjfgd Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 478 Thanks received: 43 Karma: -2
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FML 8 years 8 months ago #183087

Speedy wrote:

jedijack81 wrote:

Zaxerino, if people are bullying you, just ignore them and they will eventually stop. And when you own an amazing company and they come to work for you, then that will be a different story.

But if you cant ignore them, then here are some comebacks that I use:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better insult than that.
Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
Bully: You're a pussy!
You: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
I've heard a snappier insult from a bowl of rice krispies.
Bully: Why are you so fat?
You: Because every time I f*** your mom she gives me a cookie.
Bully: I f***'d your mom!
You: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian.
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch Flakes?
Scientists say that the world is made out of ions, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

I'll give you more if you want.

Im sorry, But you can't just say that, to somebody who could kick the shit out of somebody,

1 If you said that to me, I would kick the shit out you
2 Because like yeh Don't cocky to somebody like that Just fucking accept it and you get along well. If you fucking ask for it you generally get jooked Happens alot around the gypo site trust me xDD

Fair enough you saying your first statement, because it's true.

But you saying you'd beat the shit out of him if he said that? Who the fuck do you think you are, stop acting hard over the bloody internet Speedy you're not fooling anyone.

Even if you could, no one gives a shit.

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FML 8 years 8 months ago #183089

jedijack81 wrote:

Zaxerino, if people are bullying you, just ignore them and they will eventually stop. And when you own an amazing company and they come to work for you, then that will be a different story.

But if you cant ignore them, then here are some comebacks that I use:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better insult than that.
Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
Bully: You're a pussy!
You: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
I've heard a snappier insult from a bowl of rice krispies.
Bully: Why are you so fat?
You: Because every time I f*** your mom she gives me a cookie.
Bully: I f***'d your mom!
You: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian.
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch Flakes?
Scientists say that the world is made out of ions, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

I'll give you more if you want.

omg that's just fucking great XD

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FML 8 years 8 months ago #183090

Speedy wrote:

jedijack81 wrote:

Zaxerino, if people are bullying you, just ignore them and they will eventually stop. And when you own an amazing company and they come to work for you, then that will be a different story.

But if you cant ignore them, then here are some comebacks that I use:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better insult than that.
Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
Bully: You're a pussy!
You: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
I've heard a snappier insult from a bowl of rice krispies.
Bully: Why are you so fat?
You: Because every time I f*** your mom she gives me a cookie.
Bully: I f***'d your mom!
You: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian.
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch Flakes?
Scientists say that the world is made out of ions, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

I'll give you more if you want.

Im sorry, But you can't just say that, to somebody who could kick the shit out of somebody,

1 If you said that to me, I would kick the shit out you
2 Because like yeh Don't cocky to somebody like that Just fucking accept it and you get along well. If you fucking ask for it you generally get jooked Happens alot around the gypo site trust me xDD

When I see people like you speedy, saying shit like that, you remind me of the bullies at my school, luckily the bullies in my school don't get much action because everyone kicks the shit out of the bullies. you would be one of those people that I would kick the shit out of for kicking the shit out of an innocent person

in short, don't smoke gay marijuana, kids.

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FML 8 years 8 months ago #183105

OMFG I GOT SCHOOL IN 11 DAYS I think school's fun cause im in a new school and im the only good student in my class I got 2 drug dealers in my class 2 people that smoke and then all the rest of the people act like huge dicks to the teachers accept a few xD	Cardstarvipe Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 687 Thanks received: 88 Karma: 0
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FML 8 years 8 months ago #183137

RedPowder wrote:

jedijack81 wrote:

Zaxerino, if people are bullying you, just ignore them and they will eventually stop. And when you own an amazing company and they come to work for you, then that will be a different story.

But if you cant ignore them, then here are some comebacks that I use:
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better insult than that.
Ahh, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again.
Bully: You're a pussy!
You: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
I've heard a snappier insult from a bowl of rice krispies.
Bully: Why are you so fat?
You: Because every time I f*** your mom she gives me a cookie.
Bully: I f***'d your mom!
You: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian.
What did you have for breakfast this morning? Bitch Flakes?
Scientists say that the world is made out of ions, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

I'll give you more if you want.

I'm going to say this stuff randomly to my boss

Or u just trying to find a reason to get fired