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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414825

A girl in my class says she wanted to kiss tomorrow. I am quite an inexperienced kisser so my ambition right now is to learn the act of kissing: Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge? What do I need to do with my mouth in order to stay fresh enough such that she doesn't tell me my mouth taste like cheese? I am super terrified and filled with anxiety through the roof!!!!!!!!! Please help me Zarpians

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414826

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414827

Step 1 would probably be to make sure she never ever sees your zarp forum profile	Jawson Offline Community Manager Martin likes trains Posts: 3011 Thanks received: 1932 Karma: 307
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414828

Why the fuck are you asking zarpers this?	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10672 Thanks received: 4099 Karma: -318
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414829

Cough in her mouth	bunnyslippers69 Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3539 Thanks received: 1185 Karma: 0
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414830

Get some chewing tobacco and watermelon flavoured bubble gum and chew them until they combine into one black ball then slip it into her mouth as you kiss whilst keeping close eye contact	maddox Offline Gold Boarder Ian foot Posts: 2416 Thanks received: 1294 Karma: -12
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414832

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414833

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414834

bunnyslippers69 wrote:

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414835

bunnyslippers69 wrote:

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414836

Anal?	Lerpson Offline Diamond Boarder black people should totally be allowed to vote Posts: 4729 Thanks received: 1966 Karma: -22
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414837

cheese is nice so don’t change that, be who you truly are	Clarky Offline Former Community Manager I love Henny Posts: 16823 Thanks received: 9584 Karma: 983
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414838

Tell her you signed up in 2014 on zarpgaming.com and she'll instantly fall in love	rroobbiinn10xx Offline Diamond Boarder Zwarte piet is not racist Posts: 4054 Thanks received: 1732 Karma: 42
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414839

Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week.	Salted Wine Offline Expert Boarder Posts: 1178 Thanks received: 224 Karma: -25
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414840

Salted Wine wrote: Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week. Hate to be that guy (I don't actually) but didn't you literally larp five nights at freddys in real life for like 5 years	Sam the Sausage Offline Diamond Boarder Narcan sneedor Posts: 3512 Thanks received: 1654 Karma: -60
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414843

Sam the Sausage wrote: Salted Wine wrote: Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week. Hate to be that guy (I don't actually) but didn't you literally larp five nights at freddys in real life for like 5 years touché	Salted Wine Offline Expert Boarder Posts: 1178 Thanks received: 224 Karma: -25
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414844

i see you didnt become funny in the small break you had from the forums	Killa Kappa Offline User is blocked Posts: 14508 Thanks received: 6725 Karma: -3121
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414845

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414846

narexa wrote:

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 2 months ago #1414847

ItsDonny wrote:

narexa wrote:

ItsDonny wrote:

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time

okay