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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414825

A girl in my class says she wanted to kiss tomorrow. I am quite an inexperienced kisser so my ambition right now is to learn the act of kissing: Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge? What do I need to do with my mouth in order to stay fresh enough such that she doesn't tell me my mouth taste like cheese? I am super terrified and filled with anxiety through the roof!!!!!!!!! Please help me Zarpians :zarp: :clap:
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414826

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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414827

Step 1 would probably be to make sure she never ever sees your zarp forum profile
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414828

Why the fuck are you asking zarpers this?
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414829

Cough in her mouth
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414830

Get some chewing tobacco and watermelon flavoured bubble gum and chew them until they combine into one black ball then slip it into her mouth as you kiss whilst keeping close eye contact
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414832

Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414833

ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414834

bunnyslippers69 wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick

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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414835

bunnyslippers69 wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Thanks, you've made me feel sick

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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414836

Anal?
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414837

cheese is nice so don’t change that, be who you truly are
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414838

Tell her you signed up in 2014 on zarpgaming.com and she'll instantly fall in love
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414839

Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week.
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414840

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Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week.
Hate to be that guy (I don't actually) but didn't you literally larp five nights at freddys in real life for like 5 years
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414843

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Salted Wine wrote:
Asking ZARP players for help is about the worst idea you've ever had. ZARP players see an average of 2 hours of sunlight per week.
Hate to be that guy (I don't actually) but didn't you literally larp five nights at freddys in real life for like 5 years

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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414844

i see you didnt become funny in the small break you had from the forums
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414845

ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414846

narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
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HELP ME NOW! 10 months 3 weeks ago #1414847

ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
okay
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