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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414848

ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414850

ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
Clearly you haven’t read an Aspect post before
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414851

Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414852

ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time

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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414941

ItsDonny wrote:
Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
Bro asked if he "Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge?"

how did you not realize it before writing out a 5 step How-To guide
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414944

Lerpson wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
Bro asked if he "Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge?"

how did you not realize it before writing out a 5 step How-To guide

You’re late to the party. Just take it or leave it mate. It’s there if someone needs it :silly:
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414945

ItsDonny wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
Bro asked if he "Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge?"

how did you not realize it before writing out a 5 step How-To guide

You’re late to the party. Just take it or leave it mate. It’s there if someone needs it :silly:

Hello mate I just followed your advice and got pepper sprayed
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414946

bunnyslippers69 wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
Bro asked if he "Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge?"

how did you not realize it before writing out a 5 step How-To guide

You’re late to the party. Just take it or leave it mate. It’s there if someone needs it :silly:

Hello mate I just followed your advice and got pepper sprayed
Did you try telling her about your ZARPGAMING SSRP Inventory?
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414955

ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
you are not allowed to be serious on zarp, it's the mantra in this community's culture
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414958

ItsDonny wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Terry A Davis wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
narexa wrote:
ItsDonny wrote:
Step1: Don't ask this question in zarpgaming.com
Step 2: Make sure you have good mouth hygiene (bad breath gives it away)
Step 2.1: Make sure you scrape your tongue
Step 3: Don't mention the word 'tongue' twice in that post
Step 4: Start slow and tender
Step 5: Don't force your tongue until you feel the kiss escalating to something more passionate
Step 5.1: Let the flow guide you into the moment when you will both feel all over each other

Bro you explained it in such a creepy way

I just did the rarest thing in the history of zarp.
I gave a real answer to a real question without trolling/mocking/being a child unlike how the vast majority of the community acts most of the time
?? the question is literally a troll in the first place

Jokes on him if that's how it is, innit.
Apparently nothing can be discussed on the forums without everything turning into trolling or hate huh :? :pinch:
Bro asked if he "Should I massage her lips with my tounge or should I pull out some sort of snake-like wobbling with my tounge?"

how did you not realize it before writing out a 5 step How-To guide

You’re late to the party. Just take it or leave it mate. It’s there if someone needs it :silly:

I genuinely don't know if you're being ironic or not? There's no way you lack that much self awareness to realise how creepy that shit is, not even Para would post this on main bro
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414959

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I genuinely don't know if you're being ironic or not? There's no way you lack that much self awareness to realise how creepy that shit is, not even Para would post this on main bro

I'm a doctor, it's okay
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414969

who tf says that he wants to kiss the next day, it should be spontaneous
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414970

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who tf says that he wants to kiss the next day, it should be spontaneous
Sorry
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HELP ME NOW! 1 year 11 months ago #1414973

Nogtog wrote:
pizza wrote:
who tf says that he wants to kiss the next day, it should be spontaneous
Sorry

Can you change your name, its mad racist you know
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