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TOPIC: [High thoughts] Thread of 420

[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676518

Since it has been a long time since I myself have actually made a thread I thought i'd try just that.

I want to hear some 'high thoughts' from you guys.
You don't have to come up with the thought yourself, you can also copy paste it from somewhere else if you find it funny enough.
Maybe I'll hear a couple good ones I havn't heard before

I will give you guys a few examples:

A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt with no refund/return policy.

If two vegetarians don't like eachother, is it still considered beef?

What if your entire life is just your life flashing before your eyes, and you're already dead?

You can come up with as many high thoughts as you'd like.
Have fun and remember to follow the TOU.

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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676531

When im high I think of how most thinks actually work and I usually overthink small things. xD!	xNate Offline Senior Boarder SSRP-Admin Posts: 350 Thanks received: 70 Karma: 2
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676532

Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly takes the biggest shit in the world for that day.	The Gamer Guy Offline Diamond Boarder ... Posts: 3895 Thanks received: 749 Karma: 20
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676537

Make every minute count.	Pegasus Offline Expert Boarder CEO of Pegasus Corporation Posts: 1333 Thanks received: 317 Karma: 38
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676543

idk i dont get high thoughts i just become really dopey	the illest satan Offline Legendary Member Figures and numbers, all in my account. Posts: 2283 Thanks received: 631 Karma: -15
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676547

If a turtle looses it's shell is it naked or homeless?	HellForce Offline Gold Boarder Pay 3.99$ To See This Text Posts: 2236 Thanks received: 458 Karma: 18
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676557

Pegasus wrote: Make every minute count. That's not a thought while high lol	Nafe Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 18710 Thanks received: 8632 Karma: -377
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676561

Is outer space real or is it all some world government conspiracy? What will the world look like in 50 years?	Viking Offline Senior Boarder FP Ambassador™ Posts: 762 Thanks received: 616 Karma: 12
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676563

I can't respond, a soviet can't die	steeve ho you fat Offline Loyal Boarder Posts: 9037 Thanks received: 2657 Karma: -106
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676765

Aren't they called showerthoughts?	HENK JAN Offline Fresh Boarder anim Posts: 62 Thanks received: 15 Karma: 8
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676771

HENK JAN wrote: Aren't they called showerthoughts? Both names are appropriate id say. What if pinochio says "now my nose will grow"?	Nafe Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 18710 Thanks received: 8632 Karma: -377
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676833

Things that to a normal person look silly and retarded are actually great things to do while high	McOxygen Offline Junior Boarder Samo rejv i debele zene! Posts: 122 Thanks received: 33 Karma: -1
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676838

sorry but I am OFFENDED that you would even ASSUME that people in this community do drugs.	Sam the Sausage Offline Diamond Boarder Narcan sneedor Posts: 3515 Thanks received: 1657 Karma: -61
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676877

Sam the Sausage wrote: sorry but I am OFFENDED that you would even ASSUME that people in this community do drugs. It's just a plant <3	McOxygen Offline Junior Boarder Samo rejv i debele zene! Posts: 122 Thanks received: 33 Karma: -1
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676880

Sam the Sausage wrote: sorry but I am OFFENDED that you would even ASSUME that people in this community do drugs. I never assumed people on here do drugs, and nowhere in this thread did I mention that you had to be high to come up with something. In fact, I'd recommend you guys to stay away from it. Leaves more to me <3	RandomdudeDK Offline Legendary Member It's always 420 somewhere Posts: 1782 Thanks received: 675 Karma: 31
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676883

If 2 People drop a piece of bread at the exact same moment on opposite sides of the world Earth will momentarily become a sandwich.	Samual Peterson Offline Junior Boarder Delta Squad Owner Posts: 241 Thanks received: 39 Karma: 4
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676884

RandomdudeDK wrote: Sam the Sausage wrote: sorry but I am OFFENDED that you would even ASSUME that people in this community do drugs. I never assumed people on here do drugs, and nowhere in this thread did I mention that you had to be high to come up with something. In fact, I'd recommend you guys to stay away from it. Leaves more to me <3 I'm joking lmao	Sam the Sausage Offline Diamond Boarder Narcan sneedor Posts: 3515 Thanks received: 1657 Karma: -61
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676890

Sam the Sausage wrote: I'm joking lmao I know you're joking. Wasn't that funny tbh, thats why I thought i'd reply with an equally not so funny joke. However lets keep on coming up with more high thoughts. 'An onion basically forces you to cry over its dead body'	RandomdudeDK Offline Legendary Member It's always 420 somewhere Posts: 1782 Thanks received: 675 Karma: 31
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #676893

If a short person smokes weed, do they get high... Or medium?	McOxygen Offline Junior Boarder Samo rejv i debele zene! Posts: 122 Thanks received: 33 Karma: -1
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[High thoughts] Thread of 420 7 years 3 months ago #677176

Since Raeker has went totally bananas and replied to every single recent topic there was, this ended up on the 7th page :I So i'll just bump this. 'Why can we drink a drink, But can't food a food?'	RandomdudeDK Offline Legendary Member It's always 420 somewhere Posts: 1782 Thanks received: 675 Karma: 31
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