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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985783

What difference does an orange and a dead baby have? Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] I don't fuck the orange after I eat it	dankek Offline Banned Legendary Retard Posts: 2400 Thanks received: 997 Karma: 23
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985784

Agent 55 wrote: Eddie. wrote: Agent 55 wrote: Why did Sally fall of the swing? Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] Because she had no arms.. where are her arms? God damn it Eddie, she’s an amputee. but I can see her arms in her profile picture	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985785

Eddie. wrote:

Agent 55 wrote:

Eddie. wrote:

Agent 55 wrote:

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

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where are her arms?

God damn it Eddie, she’s an amputee.

but I can see her arms in her profile picture

Not GM Sally, it was just a random name for the sake of the joke.

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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985788

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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985969

bump	Agebt Offline Gold Boarder MAN WHAT?! Posts: 2192 Thanks received: 993 Karma: 10
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #985972

Eddie. wrote: -Bump- lol that was a funny joke	Kaiwaii Offline Gold Boarder Naruto > Posts: 1798 Thanks received: 2160 Karma: 26
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986216

Hinata wrote: Eddie. wrote: -Bump- lol that was a funny joke yeah so was that	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986266

A guy walked into a bar Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] and hit his head Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] ha ha ha I'm so funny	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986298

no u	Symtriix Offline Senior Boarder freefall Posts: 619 Thanks received: 146 Karma: 5
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986299

Want me to post some more top quality jokes?	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986307

Mico wrote: Want me to post some more top quality jokes? no thank you	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986312

My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986313

Mico wrote: My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?” okay that’s enough	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986318

Ballistic's Bank Account	Renosal Offline Junior Boarder Ex-SSRP Moderator Posts: 196 Thanks received: 4 Karma: -1
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986424

A blind man walks into a bar Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] and a chair Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] and a table..	Agebt Offline Gold Boarder MAN WHAT?! Posts: 2192 Thanks received: 993 Karma: 10
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #986513

Want some more?	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5770 Thanks received: 7912 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #998315

Mico wrote: Want some more? Yes please! I'd Eddie doesn't thank them, I will!	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #998318

Kyber wrote: Mico wrote: Want some more? Yes please! I'd Eddie doesn't thank them, I will! do you know how many of his shitty jokes I thanked?	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #998319

There's two queers who live and do everything together, on one sad day, one of the queers die. He heads to his friends to discuss the funeral plans. His friend suggests that he could be buried, but the queer couldn't bare the thought of him being eaten by worms. He then suggests that they could cremate him, to which the queer replies "no, I don't want him to be damaging the environment". After a while of thinking the queer says, " I will make him into a curry, so I can feel him dribble out my ass one last time. "

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Jokes! 5 years 8 months ago #998320

Eddie. wrote: Kyber wrote: Mico wrote: Want some more? Yes please! I'd Eddie doesn't thank them, I will! do you know how many of his shitty jokes I thanked? I liked the jokes.	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2621 Karma: -125
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