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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998480

The amount of times I go on inactive.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998482

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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998514

I reckon you need some more good jokes big man
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998519

Mico wrote:
I reckon you need some more good jokes big man
Yes he does.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998549

I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998551

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #998553

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #999030

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #999031

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #999037

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…
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Jokes! 5 years 7 months ago #999263

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking “Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!”
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Jokes! 5 years 6 months ago #1003077

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
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Jokes! 5 years 6 months ago #1003079

Kyber as Forum Games Section Moderator.
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Jokes! 5 years 6 months ago #1004341

Doctor: Unfortunately I’ve got some bad news sir.
Patient: okay what is it?
Doctor: Unfortunately, you have cancer and dementia.
Patient: at least I don’t have cancer
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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025824

So today I saw a man running around town with a cape on. I said to him “so what superhero are you supposed to be?”

He replied “I’m not, I just haven’t paid for my haircut.”

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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025856

Eddie x Hinata
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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025861

Eddie is a joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025877

your global moderator application is a pretty good joke ngl


oh, also skeleton's global moderator is a good joke
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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025880

Ashur wrote:
your global moderator application is a pretty good joke ngl


oh, also skeleton's global moderator is a good joke
you being un-CM banned is a joke lol
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Jokes! 5 years 5 months ago #1025881

Eddie. wrote:
Ashur wrote:
your global moderator application is a pretty good joke ngl


oh, also skeleton's global moderator is a good joke
you being un-CM banned is a joke lol

Is this the diss battle ?! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
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