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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913498

Want to try something different, leave your best jokes!
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me reformed no lie 6 years 7 months ago #913503

Best joke is the murder server!
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913505

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913521

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913524

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913633

These parts of my soundboard when someone bores me
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913907

Box0 wrote:
These parts of my soundboard when someone bores me
I know when one of those are used hehe cough wolfi cough

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913910

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Fucks sake
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913912

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913991

Ramen wrote:
Box0 wrote:
These parts of my soundboard when someone bores me
I know when one of those are used hehe cough wolfi cough

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I actually use 3 when wolfi bores me
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #913995

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914058

Newdude wrote:
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914064

Ramen wrote:
Newdude wrote:
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914067

Box0 wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Newdude wrote:
Better joke

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914068

Kyber wrote:
Box0 wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Newdude wrote:
Better joke

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914077

Ramen wrote:
Kyber wrote:
Box0 wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Newdude wrote:
Better joke

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914092

Kyber wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Kyber wrote:
Box0 wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Newdude wrote:
Better joke

Best joke
Bestest Joke
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I tried checking my application for errors

took 10 minutes
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #914115

Box0 wrote:
Ramen wrote:
Box0 wrote:
These parts of my soundboard when someone bores me
I know when one of those are used hehe cough wolfi cough

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I actually use 3 when wolfi bores me

How can I bore you? I never bore you
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #920295

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #921014

Dreadful day, lighten up the mood!
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