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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #921082

WARNING : BAD JOKE Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] Why did the banana look so good? Because it was "Appealing"	Boxy Offline Diamond Boarder Poecilotheria metallica Posts: 2825 Thanks received: 1035 Karma: -5
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #921084

Box0 wrote: WARNING : BAD JOKE Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ][ Click to hide ] Why did the banana look so good? Because it was "Appealing" sure...	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #921087

1. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.
4. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
5. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #921091

Nick0GR wrote:

1. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.
4. Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
5. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

gotta get that humble Greek brag in didn’t you

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922458

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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922463

Nick0GR wrote: . okay then	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922467

A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922471

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot.	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922484

Mico wrote: Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot. How do you know when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top	Denis Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2812 Thanks received: 1365 Karma: -49
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922486

Mico wrote: what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.	Denis Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2812 Thanks received: 1365 Karma: -49
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922488

What's the difference between a 12 year old and a washing Machine? When you dump your load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks.	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922490

Mico wrote: What's the difference between a 12 year old and a washing Machine? When you dump your load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks. alright, finished?	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922492

@Eddie wrote: Mico wrote: What's the difference between a 12 year old and a washing Machine? When you dump your load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks. alright, finished? That's what you think :^)	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922493

You've got it good in America. We have to get to work by car or train, but in the States, you can take the plane straight into the office!	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922494

Pedophile and a child are walking towards a dark forest. The child looks up and say "I don't want to go in there.. It looks scary!" The Pedophile looks down and says, "You think YOU'RE scared... I have to walk out of there alone."	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922498

What's harder than nailing 100 dead babies to the wall? My dick while I'm doing it.	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922503

Mico wrote: What's harder than nailing 100 dead babies to the wall? My dick while I'm doing it. Straight up post and thank you farming at this point, you’re welcome	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922511

Mico wrote: Want more? I am aiming for 3k posts nup, I’ve had enough sorry	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922513

Q: How are women similar to condoms? A: They're either on the end of your dick or in your wallet.	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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Jokes! 6 years 7 months ago #922514

Mico wrote: Q: How are women similar to condoms? A: They're either on the end of your dick or in your wallet. That’s it, I’m unthanking all your posts	eddie. Offline Adept Boarder fuck Posts: 6128 Thanks received: 1742 Karma: 48
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