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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242540

Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do :(
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242542

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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242543

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Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do :(
Give the man what he wants
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242544

Take them both out back
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242545

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TheFierceOwl wrote:
Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do :(
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i know i want to but the vet said about 6 months ago that when i want to get him married she must be the same size as him otherwise she will get hurt :(
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242546

Lewis_is_java wrote:
Take them both out back
just throw one out?
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242547

TheFierceOwl wrote:
Lewis_is_java wrote:
Take them both out back
just throw one out?
Take them out back and do a of mice and men.
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Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242548

Jeppe wrote:
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Lewis_is_java wrote:
Take them both out back
just throw one out?
Take them out back and do a of mice and men.
Except they're both lennie small
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242549

what the fuck
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242551

shouldn't have given the kitty food in the first place!
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242554

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shouldn't have given the kitty food in the first place!
if i was sent to go walk at the moment , the second this cat appeared , then its a message and i believe in that unfortunately :(
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242556

No Thanks - onion
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242598

Help the guy pin her down
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#blm sometimes
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242599

TheFierceOwl wrote:
Carson wrote:
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Ok so i have a male cat he is white boi and is about a year and 3 months now , so 2 weeks ago i was walking for around my block and this small kitten i think is about 2 months old followed me and i usually just buy them some food and continue walking but this one was special , she followed me all the way back home and my older cat didnt even want to get out of the door and was scared this one went in the elevator and entered my house with no fear at all .... after a lot of hissing and drama i introduced my boi to her and they were cool and all chasing each other etc and then today my boi be horny as fuck , this mf wants to fuck her all the time , she too young to fuck this pedo.. what do i do :(
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i know i want to but the vet said about 6 months ago that when i want to get him married she must be the same size as him otherwise she will get hurt :(
I think it’s fine honestly
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242600

Get your boy neutrard
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242601

Jordz wrote:
Get your boy neutrard
he said he's afraid she can get hurt not pregnant
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242602

Just looking at these replies are great lol
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242607

let nature take its course
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242609

I think your cat is a kitten groomer
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242610

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I think your cat is a kitten groomer
Drake?
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