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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242614

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I think your cat is a kitten groomer
Drake?
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242748

Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242751

No thanks- onion
Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242752

No thanks- onion
narexa wrote:
Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
There's a joke to be had here but I ain't racist like that
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242753

No thanks- onion
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Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
There's a joke to be had here but I ain't racist like that

Excuse me? SAY IT I DARE YOU!
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242757

No thanks- onion
Lewis_is_java wrote:
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Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
There's a joke to be had here but I ain't racist like that
wouldnt expect less from a KPOP FAN
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242758

No thanks- onion
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Lewis_is_java wrote:
narexa wrote:
Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
There's a joke to be had here but I ain't racist like that
wouldnt expect less from a KPOP FAN

Wow...
@Buffy, @Daniel. This guy needs cancelling on Twitter for this horrid racism.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242762

No thanks- onion
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Lewis_is_java wrote:
narexa wrote:
Just don't get a cat, put it in a stew and eat it. Delicious.
There's a joke to be had here but I ain't racist like that
wouldnt expect less from a KPOP FAN
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242783

Kurze wrote:
Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242787

TheFierceOwl wrote:
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Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.

Then keep them apart until you can get them both helped. Otherwise you'll have kittens very very fast.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242793

TheFierceOwl wrote:
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Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.

Take matters into your own hands and take 'em to the butchers block. Or tie elastic bands round his bollocks, thats what they usually do with cattle.
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Mage you will always be remembered as the first person to write a fuck you list on Zarp and a bonus for not getting it deleted.
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242859

Jeppe wrote:
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Kurze wrote:
Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.

Take matters into your own hands and take 'em to the butchers block. Or tie elastic bands round his bollocks, thats what they usually do with cattle.
ngl as funny as it is , its inhumane to do that :( they have a soul and yes I will eat them but squeezing someones balls is painful i think? Should be
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242871

TheFierceOwl wrote:
Jeppe wrote:
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Kurze wrote:
Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.

Take matters into your own hands and take 'em to the butchers block. Or tie elastic bands round his bollocks, thats what they usually do with cattle.
ngl as funny as it is , its inhumane to do that :( they have a soul and yes I will eat them but squeezing someones balls is painful i think? Should be
Some people are into that you know
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Anyone expert with cats?? 4 years 11 months ago #1242879

TheFierceOwl wrote:
Jeppe wrote:
TheFierceOwl wrote:
Kurze wrote:
Get your male cat castrated (chop his balls off) then he'll lose that urge and won't do it. If your planning on keeping the female cat then get her sterilised as well or you'll have kittens within no time and there are enough stray cats so lets not make more!

Conclusion get them both helped out.
i will but in egypt the vets still didnt open , only got petshops opened which are as wise as a salesman nothing special about them.

Take matters into your own hands and take 'em to the butchers block. Or tie elastic bands round his bollocks, thats what they usually do with cattle.
ngl as funny as it is , its inhumane to do that :( they have a soul and yes I will eat them but squeezing someones balls is painful i think? Should be

That's genuinely what they do, they dont really feel anything. It cuts off the blood and they just drop off.
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