Yachty wrote:
This is a shitpost. I don't know why you are reading this shitpost. I am fully questioning why you are still reading this goddamn shitpost which was clearly made just to take up some of your time. This shitpost is probably one of the longest shitposts about a shitpost you will ever see on this forum. If you have gotten this far into the shitpost, congratulations! You are now an official member of my secret shitpost club. My shitpost club will eventually take over Zarp, by shitposting on every single forum thread, and then, we will begin to take over the world (In non-violent protests of course, us shitposters do not believe in violence as we are pacifists). While writing this shitpost I am wondering if anyone will read this shitpost, and if it's legacy will be carried on in Zarp for many years to come, as it is probably one of the most legendary shitposts ever made. If you have made it this far into the shitpost you should leave a Thank You, and give me Plus Karma, as I am a very nice individual who took the time out of their day to write this shitpost just for you and your friends to read.
I read every single word