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TOPIC: 50K Pointshop point giveaway! Winner

50K Pointshop point giveaway! Winner 6 years 11 months ago #571726

Yo! So I'm doing a small giveaway of 50k points.

How to enter:
Step 1: Thank you this post
Step 2: Type in your steam profile link.
Step 3: Tell me the best joke you have! (If the joke is good enough I'll steal it)
Step 4 (optional): +Karma me.

The winner will be announced after the next Prop Hunt meeting. The joke that made me laugh the most wins.
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571731

steamcommunity.com/id/ohgodilooovememes/
jim jam? has no mates
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571735

When you take a tap and wake up sadder and more tired than before




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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571750

1. DONE

2. ALREADY HAVE ME, BUT CLICK MY SECOND SIGNATURE

3. YOU GET 2 BECAUSE I AM COOL:

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?


There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?"

4. OKAY
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571753

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Click for my profile!
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571755

Perry het vogelbekdier wrote: :silly:
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571756

Sorle threw a milk bottle at me today

How Dairy!
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571762

done all.

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. she says: Ouch, I look like a pig!

The man nods and says: And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!

You have me on steam, btw.
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571905

You have me on stream and you Love me so much you'll give me this

Great thanks


Joke: Knock knock, who's there? luki, luki who? Luki me cause i won this giveway.


HAHA get it? Cause your name luki sounds like lucky! No? Okay...
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Nupe
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571952

Thanks for this giveaway mate,

Joke: zarp Minecraft server

You have me on steam
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #571953

Done all (You have me on steam)
Message
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Joke -Anna wrote:
★ [ADD] You are not allowed to have any illegal/raidable entities in areas accessible by elevator only. ★
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572273

SwiiFTz wrote:
Done all (You have me on steam)
Message
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Joke -Anna wrote:
★ [ADD] You are not allowed to have any illegal/raidable entities in areas accessible by elevator only. ★
Well, now it will be ez to raid!
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572300

You got me on steam
Joke: My life
Thanks!
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572325

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198203275358/

why did the chicken cross the road TO GET TO THE CHICKEN STORE TO GET MY LIFE
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572463

BUMP!
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572536

Thank You

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There was this man on a donkey betting everyone a £5 they couldnt make him laugh. Nobody made him laugh untill Paddy came in. He whispered something in his ear then he started dying of laughter. The Next Day He Did The Same But That Nobody Could Make Him Cry. He Constantly Won Fivers Over And Over Again. When Paddy Walked In He Showed Him To The Bathroom Then He Came Out Crying. Somebody Went Up To Him And Asked What He Done To Make Him Laugh And Cry. Paddy Replies " Yesterday I Told Him My Dick Was Bigger Than His. Today I Showed Him. "
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572547

Steam profile: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198365900438/
joke:(use this all the time)...Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
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or: Cody isn't cringey

I have +karma'd you

Hope I win!
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #572558

DONE!

Steam link:
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What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #573160

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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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50K Pointshop point giveaway! 6 years 11 months ago #573326

Thanks for this! My steam link is in my signature!

Joke: Why is Santa so Jolly?
As he knows where all the naughty girls lives.
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