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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565365

Jenga is fat because he sits on his chair all day playing ZARP.
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565372

Im gona explain why Jenga is fat but, in french.
Jenga surnommé Chen-Gah est gros car en réalité, il est asiatique et mange trop de riz.
Son père, Kim Jong Un, (korée du nord) l'à envoyer en chine pour arrêter de manger trop de riz mai, il a rencontrer le monde magique d'internet, et alors, à voler la carte bleu de sa mère pour acheter Garry's mod et ensuite pouvoir jouer à ZARP Gameing.
Aujourd'hui, Jenga (Chen-Gah) est si gros, qu'il à besoin de caser le mur de sa maison pour pouvoir aller acheter du Montain dew et des Doritos.
olololeloleolololelolel

+rep me if u want the traduction but, IN RUSSIAN !!!
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565374

Man, Jenga use to be fat when he kept all the items under his fifth roll. But now, he's itemless, so he isn't fat anymore.
Thanks for teh giveawayz.
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565386

Jenga is fat because he doesn't eat enough posts.

yes it makes sense
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565387

Jenga is fat because he gives away so many items to make people not call him obese
Jenga is fat because he's fat
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565389

He eats rubbies
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565510

Jenga is fat because he ate too much chokolade
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565544

Jenga is fat because he ate all the Jenga Blocks
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565614

jenga is fat because he absorbs people and becomes one with everyone
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565726

Jenga is fat cause his body hates him so much

-Thank you for the giveaway
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #565734

Jenga is fat because he eats all the pies & icecream
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #566012

rip kebabs
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #566635

Bump.

He had contacted me saying he will reveal the winner when he is unbanned on forums (around 24 hours left he told me)

Anyway, feel free to enter untill he reveals winner hehe xd
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #566640

i dont count as a kebab ok, BUT JENGA IS FUCKING FAT ALRIGHT, CAUSE HIS EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG THAT HE JUST FUCKING CHOKES IT DOWN AND HES A PRICK BUT FUCK JENGA
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #566650

Asylum wrote:
i dont count as a kebab ok, BUT JENGA IS FUCKING FAT ALRIGHT, CAUSE HIS EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG THAT HE JUST FUCKING CHOKES IT DOWN AND HES A PRICK BUT FUCK JENGA

You are in Synergy or whatever they are called, you are a kebab.
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #566652

fuck the kebab i want a boosterpack
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #567003

Giving to away later tonight

Need more explanations on why Jenga is fat
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #567198

Hes fat because he ate too many gluons
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #567199

He's fat because he ate all of your items.
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 7 years 6 months ago #567249

Jenga is fat cause he hasn't been doing his sexercises ye,
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