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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565365

Jenga is fat because he sits on his chair all day playing ZARP.	Roy Harper Offline Adept Boarder someone stole my legendary member Posts: 6857 Thanks received: 1950 Karma: 15
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565372

Im gona explain why Jenga is fat but, in french.
Jenga surnommé Chen-Gah est gros car en réalité, il est asiatique et mange trop de riz.
Son père, Kim Jong Un, (korée du nord) l'à envoyer en chine pour arrêter de manger trop de riz mai, il a rencontrer le monde magique d'internet, et alors, à voler la carte bleu de sa mère pour acheter Garry's mod et ensuite pouvoir jouer à ZARP Gameing.
Aujourd'hui, Jenga (Chen-Gah) est si gros, qu'il à besoin de caser le mur de sa maison pour pouvoir aller acheter du Montain dew et des Doritos.
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+rep me if u want the traduction but, IN RUSSIAN !!!

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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565374

Man, Jenga use to be fat when he kept all the items under his fifth roll. But now, he's itemless, so he isn't fat anymore. Thanks for teh giveawayz.	Ashy Offline Senior Boarder knowledge above all nonsense Posts: 708 Thanks received: 275 Karma: 3
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565386

Jenga is fat because he doesn't eat enough posts. yes it makes sense	xInsaneSamurai Offline Diamond Boarder dddddd Posts: 2960 Thanks received: 623 Karma: 13
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565387

Jenga is fat because he gives away so many items to make people not call him obese Jenga is fat because he's fat	Fantasy Offline Banned Posts: 1298 Thanks received: 193 Karma: -5
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565389

He eats rubbies	Wonky Offline Gold Boarder unbothered Posts: 1943 Thanks received: 574 Karma: 101
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565510

Jenga is fat because he ate too much chokolade	SyStem Offline Legendary Member The Specialist Posts: 3564 Thanks received: 982 Karma: 53
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565544

Jenga is fat because he ate all the Jenga Blocks	AlphaLyle Offline Gold Boarder \|-Alpha-\| Posts: 1636 Thanks received: 281 Karma: -46
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565614

jenga is fat because he absorbs people and becomes one with everyone	Plankton Offline Gold Boarder Overpowering Forehead Posts: 1834 Thanks received: 567 Karma: 8
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565726

Jenga is fat cause his body hates him so much -Thank you for the giveaway	Blueperson Offline Gold Boarder Jump in a bridge Posts: 2026 Thanks received: 637 Karma: 0
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #565734

Jenga is fat because he eats all the pies & icecream	Jordz Offline Marvelous Boarder More Scottish than Aidan himself Posts: 10795 Thanks received: 2237 Karma: 129
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #566012

rip kebabs	SwiiFTz Offline Legendary Member Posts: 2914 Thanks received: 955 Karma: 4
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #566635

Bump. He had contacted me saying he will reveal the winner when he is unbanned on forums (around 24 hours left he told me) Anyway, feel free to enter untill he reveals winner hehe xd	111111 Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 4366 Thanks received: 2023 Karma: 43
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #566640

i dont count as a kebab ok, BUT JENGA IS FUCKING FAT ALRIGHT, CAUSE HIS EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG THAT HE JUST FUCKING CHOKES IT DOWN AND HES A PRICK BUT FUCK JENGA	Asylum Offline Expert Boarder We are such stuff that dreams are made on. Posts: 1008 Thanks received: 168 Karma: -7
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #566650

Asylum wrote: i dont count as a kebab ok, BUT JENGA IS FUCKING FAT ALRIGHT, CAUSE HIS EGO IS SO FUCKING BIG THAT HE JUST FUCKING CHOKES IT DOWN AND HES A PRICK BUT FUCK JENGA You are in Synergy or whatever they are called, you are a kebab.	111111 Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 4366 Thanks received: 2023 Karma: 43
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #566652

fuck the kebab i want a boosterpack	Asylum Offline Expert Boarder We are such stuff that dreams are made on. Posts: 1008 Thanks received: 168 Karma: -7
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #567003

Giving to away later tonight Need more explanations on why Jenga is fat	Sada. Offline Mythical Boarder Confused and disgusted by the ban Posts: 5674 Thanks received: 3851 Karma: 263
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #567198

Hes fat because he ate too many gluons	Diet Water Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2948 Thanks received: 748 Karma: -51
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #567199

He's fat because he ate all of your items.	Clarky Offline Former Community Manager I love Henny Posts: 16702 Thanks received: 9536 Karma: 1000
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BoosterPack Giveaway #7 6 years 11 months ago #567249

Jenga is fat cause he hasn't been doing his sexercises ye,	Nate Offline Diamond Boarder Bigwhal Gaming Posts: 3810 Thanks received: 501 Karma: -15
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