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My beef with sam the sausage 11 months 4 minutes ago #1420082

After Sam the Sausage contracted cerebral palsy through non-heterosexual sex (with a homeless man named Rudolph), I cannot stand him anymore. Bring back pre-melanectomy Sam. That is the real Sam in my heart.

Also giving away 1x juggernaut suit (I have 50, I am better than all of you).
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420083

do you speak yiddish?
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420084

Lerpson wrote:
do you speak yiddish?
no
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420085

Jaden. wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
do you speak yiddish?
no
Do you know how to use a shovel?
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420091

Using my entry to cancel sam the sausages
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420094

Jaden. wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
do you speak yiddish?
no
Profile picture suggests otherwise.
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420099

great competition glws
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 4 weeks ago #1420107

You're not superior to me, buddy. Just so you know, I managed to track your location using the incredible Beidou navigation system. China is well aware of your actions. The esteemed leader, Xi, knows what you're up to and is poised to address it soon. Maybe you still have time to cover your tracks, but the people won't forget what you've done. The Xinjing coal mine collapse will forever be etched in memory as your significant act against the Chinese regime. Xi Jinping won't forget.
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 3 weeks ago #1420113

jean lucien cheikh touré wrote:
You're not superior to me, buddy. Just so you know, I managed to track your location using the incredible Beidou navigation system. China is well aware of your actions. The esteemed leader, Xi, knows what you're up to and is poised to address it soon. Maybe you still have time to cover your tracks, but the people won't forget what you've done. The Xinjing coal mine collapse will forever be etched in memory as your significant act against the Chinese regime. Xi Jinping won't forget.
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 3 weeks ago #1420119

I enter the giveaway for myself, mr gevo creator himself
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My beef with sam the sausage 10 months 3 weeks ago #1420136

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I enter the giveaway for myself, mr gevo creator himself
You're not funny.
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