I should win because I donate all of my income to our lord and savior at the church. I live in a cardboard box with a laptop and a portable router so I can play ZARP and give all my money to God, Jesus, and the holy spirit. I am a perfect person and 100% deserve this.
Why did the sexual deviant cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken.
I also may or may not have posted 2 jokes instead of one.
Lol here is an update so , our president just said that all school and any facility that gathers students to study, we call that centers so he said they are all shutdown for 2 weeks AND MY TEACHER CONTINUED THE SESSION AND GOT FUCKING ARRESTED LOL