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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201739

Hey guys im giving away a ACS how to enter?
give +karma
tell me why u should win and post a good joke
-gl hf !
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201740

Me me
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201741

i should win this cause i should ! thank you very much!

and a joke too yes 'my life'
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201742

Doctor:"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient:"What do you mean,10? 10 what? Month? Weeks?!"

Doctor:"Nine."
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201746

thanks im kinda low on the acs suit department i would like to win it :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201747

Yoo i swear in 4 hours its my birthday . Haha funny yknow
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201749

I should win because I donate all of my income to our lord and savior at the church. I live in a cardboard box with a laptop and a portable router so I can play ZARP and give all my money to God, Jesus, and the holy spirit. I am a perfect person and 100% deserve this.

Why did the sexual deviant cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken.

I also may or may not have posted 2 jokes instead of one.
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201750

u want funny joke i deliver men

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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201751

i should win because im jeans

what did the fish said to the other fish?
long time no sea
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201754

l'm a joker
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201770

cyka blyat :)
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201771

Lol here is an update so , our president just said that all school and any facility that gathers students to study, we call that centers so he said they are all shutdown for 2 weeks AND MY TEACHER CONTINUED THE SESSION AND GOT FUCKING ARRESTED LOL
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201779

I should win bc I have no suits :(
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201847

I should win so I can refund other people's suits.

Joke = spoons thinking he's better than me
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201884

Smol wrote:
I should win so I can refund other people's suits.

Joke = spoons thinking he's better than me

Its just fax sorry bud :pinch: :whistle: :S :woohoo: :woohoo: :blush: :blush: :silly: :silly: :sick: :sick: :dry: :dry: :? :huh: :ohmy: :angry: :angry: ;) ;) :cheer: :cheer: :) :( B) :( :) :cheer: ;) ;) :P :angry: :unsure: :ohmy: :huh: :? :dry: :lol: :sick: :sick: :silly: :silly: :blink: :blush: :blush: :kiss: :woohoo: :side: :S :whistle: :whistle: :pinch: :zarp: :clap: :clap:
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201919

Hello I should not win because I should not win.

I will tell a joke now.
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1201937

whats the difference between white people running down a hill and black people?
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good luck everyone
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dark RP give away ! 4 years 1 month ago #1203224

Did you like forget
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dark RP give away ! 3 years 11 months ago #1224777

did i win
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dark RP give away ! 3 years 11 months ago #1224803

I should win bc I’m mega poor
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