TOPIC: GIVING AWAY A GOLDEN NANO SUIT!

Since I'm not going to be able to play SSRP anymore I've decided to giveaway something to you guys.
All you have to do is thank you the post, +karma me and tell me why you would like to have the suit.

Cause I hate freedie that's why I should get it lmao

can i get the epic WIN
and i should get that golden nano because i have a third stage fatal deep brain necrosis that makes me get banned on zarpgaming.com very often, #freenaffen

I'm not gonna do anything and just win this ez clap

Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time I’ve seen his sexy ass I can’t restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that I’m crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, I’m the only sane one here.

holy shit my dick pp hard hard fr fr

I deserve to have a suit because of many reasons.
1. You should hire me for my passion and proven abilities in organization for office efficiency. In my previous role as an administrative assistant, I came up with a plan to reorganize the office supply closet by category. We placed fewer orders and saved 30% on office supplies year over year. I’m excited to bring my skills to this role.
2. My experience accurately managing inventory intake and skills in creating effective, streamlined schedules make me uniquely qualified to succeed in this kitchen manager position. I understand that you require a highly organized candidate with acute attention to detail. In my previous job, I successfully handled schedules for 20 employees and reduced food waste by 15%. I’m excited about the prospect of bringing my organizational skills to your restaurant.
3. You should hire me for this position because of my proven ability to maintain strong interpersonal relationships with several clients. I am passionate about providing care to those in need in my community, which keeps me motivated and excited about doing my best work. I understand you need a candidate who can be consistently available for events in clients’ lives. I have a 100% attendance rate for weekly case proceedings and meetings for my clients. In addition, I can bring leadership experience to your team, having trained over 20 new hires to become familiar with day-to-day operations and to feel comfortable in their new roles.

because you were always there for me when i needed the most <3 big love !

So i can complete my suit collection. I just need gold suits.

spicydoggo wrote: I love you

I don't usually enter these competitions, but as one of ZARP's original collectors, I gotta say I'm definitely intrigued and I'd love to have the honour of preserving one of the remaining Gold Nanos. I currently don't have one, and maybe that plays quite a big part in why I'm asking in the first place. Whoever you give it to - I hope they look after it!
But I think I should have it because I'll do my absolute best to preserve it (no more advanced trip mines lol), and I'll be more than happy to return it if you decide to return to the server. I trust you as one of the most lovely players I've had the privilege of meeting on the server, you were a great head admin and you gave your very best to the server when you were about. If you do decide to come back - please drop me a line, okay?

Thanks, bossman.

2 is better than 1

Because i really want a golden nano so you should really give it to me

Because I love you

Thank you. I would like the suit because the only suit I have ever had is 1 jugg

Eddie. wrote: ew, no that's gay

give me it

seems like a good excuse for out game
I think i should win this golden nano suit for all the times i ended up saving your golden juggernaut suit!

Markus Chellwigg wrote: Well guess what, you can suck my dick

I would like to have it i really don't know why xD

so i can be made of cheddar