TOPIC: [DENIED] Forum Ban Request for Dimple AKA Justin

Please, I log on the forums after School, and I see a PM From Baron showing me your New "Signature" Mocking me and it offended me. It's not a shit fling. I have a legitement problem with this, and I would like it handled. Let's see what Our Superiors have to say.

Morgan Of Freemans wrote:
"offended you", don't get me started on this retard adventure. But screw it, lets go!
Aventure time!

You're offended by my signature?
Well I'm offended by the fact that you call your self mod/admin
Jews are offended by christmas
Jesus is offended by raptor jesus meme
Christians are offended...
etc......

I think you get the idea.

Oh and "my superiors"*
I'm not a part of the ZARP community, so they're not my superiors, just yours.

I'd like to address the dig you made "i know your feelings towards the server", as i have always said: "the server has potential, just a shame that it's being held back by poor choices and mistakes". But that's expected in small-medium sized communities, so i have no real issue with it.

MrJustin wrote:
I don't think you have the right to say my opinion of your signature is wrong. It's my opinion buddy, I was offended. You might not be offended but it was mocking me and it offended me.

Morgan, I'd like to start this reply by telling you that your post does not please me. Things such as starting a sentence with please, who are you trying to please, certainly not the grammar nazi I can tell you that.

Additionally I'd like to voice my concern that you have "legitement" problems with something, as this is not a word I can only assume the problem is medical and related to your poor ability to use grammar properly as well as keep your spelling consistent and checked.

I'd also like to point out that they are your superiors and not Justin's. It should be clear by now that Justin is clearly an ubermench, a great leader; of himself.

Morgan Of Freemans wrote:
You completely missed my point and clearly didn't understand.

I didn't say that it's wrong, just that the "it offends me" is a stupid reason as this would mean that i could say that YOUR signatures offend me because i believe you're mocking people with a skill in establishing poker faces and i find eating noodles out of a beard disgusting and makes me want to vomit.

Now do you understand why your reason isn't good enough?


Oh no i'm lagging, and now someone made a pic that makes fun of me being gullable and ignorant, MUST BE BANNED.

And why can't we have this discussion on ts or steam? because i'm getting tired of publicly making a fool out of a member of this community, i think ZARP has enough, more serious issues to sort out.

I even tried talking to you before and you just ignore me and only reply here.


You're a mod ffs, you could have easily just discussed this with me or talk to someone else and force a 3 way discussion on the matter, privately. Instead you try and get me banned for a stupid, petty reason.

"Teacher! Johnny keeps getting his package out! and it is really offensive! :'( " Just putting it into perspective, so that you understand how petty it is.

There is a difference between beard noodles and a signature directed at a certain person.

Wow baron, just wow, putting my grammar Nazi aside for a moment here, the point he was making was so ridiculously obvious that it's about as ludicrous as stating that the sun is made up of raspberry jellow

Justin, today you have shown how pointless this ban request is and how no one can trust Morgan.

Congratulations, besides it was pointless for Morgan to even argue over nothing.

Edit: It hasn't even been a DAY and you are already trying to get someone banned... Again..

Also, can we add this to the hall of fame or infamy please? All of the arguements that have been happening for the past week should go there for people to re-read. The ammount of stupidity in these ban requests are excruciatingly high.

Baron Von Schnitzemeister wrote:
Actually there is no difference. The level of offensiveness is decided by the person offended. Hence why that picture is "really offensive" to him, even though it's not very offensive at all.

But this brings another issue if we allow him to use such a stupid reason, and if your fail logic was true. I can say that any pic of me with text at all is offensive, i can even say that you being against me makes me feel targeted. And by the logic of you and Morgan, i'd have a legit case.

However, any unbiased person would realize that such reasons are petty and pathetic.

Try going to court and suing someone just because of a picture like that. You'd be fined for wasting their time, IF it even makes it to court.


This is just Morgan trying to get everyone banned for either stupid petty reasons or for bullshit that he has magically conjured. This could have been discussed and sorted with a simple teamspeak discussion with a super admin involved, instead he goes straight for the ban request; as per usual.

He failed with the previous 2 ban requests (because they were just stupid), and so now he has dropped to the lowest and is trying to get me banned for a silly little signature that isn't even that offensive. What the hell is your problem morgan? seriously...ban obsessive much? It's like you got something to prove, kinda weird.

I would have been all up for a civil discussion on teamspeak, instead you've just slapped accusations in my face and trying to get me banned for some silly signature. Just stop this bullshit...it's getting old...

DJHomeL3$$ wrote: LOL You MUST be joking every time you post something on here it's about my grammar and about nazi's. Go to a Grammar Request or something. This is a ban request.
MrJustin wrote:
Please, I don't find this "silly" Don't talk to me in a manner of swearing towards me also. Let's be honest, you made the signature just to target me with it. That means your picking on me, that's why I find it Offensive.
It's not bullshit. Do you find everything bullshit? If it's getting old stop doing Stupuid shit like this.

The problem here, is you were targeting me.. with the signature, how does a Guy from the office and a guy eating noodles target anybody. There are no similarities even there!
0wnageBur$t wrote: How can nobody trust me? If I see something wrong Ill voice my opinion and make a ban request.
0wnageBur$t wrote:
What kind of Reason is that? Just -Supporting because Ownage,Justin, and DJ's are Friends.

It seems that you have failed to understand just how important grammar can be in a ban request, a comma can make the difference between ban and no ban Morgan, for instance " Don't ban him and Don't, ban him" are two phrases that give different orders with and without the comma.

I'd also like to point out that I am in fact not joking and the only thing that i have in common with nazis is how seriously i take things like grammar.

Signed
Colonel Hans Lander
The grammar SS

http://zarpgaming.com/http://zarpgaming ... 6#msg28756

I guess i'm done here, you obviously don't understand anything.

Time to watch some Dog Whisperer.

DJHomeL3$$ wrote:
I honestly don't know how you got moderator, if you never take shit seriously.

Because morgan if I ever took anything seriously the world might explode...!

Always look on the bright side of life

Well..
First of all, stop arguing and let's do this as adults perhaps?
It's ridiculous how stupid this thread is.
The only proof is him having a signature that might've offended you a bit, Morgan.
It's not worth a ban, or a warn.

I'm going to deny this because of lack of proof, the arguing has gone way too far aswell.

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Seriously, all of you are acting childish.
I don't care about your grammar or whatever, stop acting childish infront of everyone.
Justin, it doesn't make him look stupid, it makes you, Morgan, Ownage, Patrick look stupid.