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2 years 7 years 4 months ago #710579

Been here for 2 years now and got cancer 13 times, got banned yesterday for calling someone a cuck and now I'm making this thread because I want to suck as much attention into my bloodstream as I can. Here's a hilarious meme:

Gomenasai my name is Denis-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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2 years 7 years 4 months ago #710580

RealDenis wrote:

Been here for 2 years now and got cancer 13 times, got banned yesterday for calling someone a cuck and now I'm making this thread because I want to suck as much attention into my bloodstream as I can. Here's a hilarious meme:

Gomenasai my name is Denis-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

That sound's amazing! P.S If you go to Square Enix sneak me some Life Is Strange Info!

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2 years 7 years 4 months ago #710581

U cuck	Sada. Offline Mythical Boarder Confused and disgusted by the ban Posts: 5674 Thanks received: 3850 Karma: 263
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2 years 7 years 4 months ago #710586

Sada wrote: U ParaMontana	Denis Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2812 Thanks received: 1365 Karma: -49
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2 years 7 years 4 months ago #710809

You forgot to mention that you're fat Denis kun	Micky Offline Mythical Boarder Posts: 5775 Thanks received: 7911 Karma: -42
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