CrankyBot wrote:
Are you a doggo or puppo
I'm the greatest doggo ever pet !
TheXnator wrote:
Chienman wrote:
TheXnator wrote:
Why do you have such a beautiful beard
Because I'm secretly van Gogh's son !
Seriously, I fought with bears in russia to get manly enough to be able to grow this.
Teach me
Ok so :
1) You need to go into a barber shop. Pick every hair you can find
2) Glue all of this on your torso and weewee. Not on your face.
3) Go at the beach
4) Have a strength contest with a crab.
Win
4) Boast about it to all the ladies you will encounter. Show them you manly hair
5) At this point, if you did not fuck up, some hot russian woman called Nikita, Victoria, Anastasia or Vladimir Pooteen will should show up and give you a quest
6) Follow the quest marker, you should find yourself into some crazy forest in Russia
7) Kill all the rabbit minions
8 ) The Boss Bear will appear. Play dirty by kicking him in the nuts, and kill the shit out of him
9) The spirit of the forest should appear and lick your whole face
10) Back home, in a few day, you will notice a great ginger beard growing
11) Send me $