I look on the forums after working my arse off doing English literature and this happens
Has para decided to be active and somehow get a girlfriend?
Para, you're still a shit arma cop but you've definitely gone up in the ranks of pussy slaying.
#ParaStonerBoy
Also if you mix para and lucy you can get Paracy which kinda sounds like a disease. Take of that what you will.
EDIT:
I have just seen this I can now taste the cringe
ALSO PARA WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN I GOT MUGGED 4 TIMES IN 5 MINUTES IN ARMA