1: Trap it with a big glass.
2: Then slide a piece of paper under the glass.
3: great! Now you've succesfully cought yourself a fairly large scary spider.
4: Now proceed to emptying the glass into your annoying neighbours house releasing that wild beast upon him. That'll teach him to tell you not to eat the wild berries from bushes outside, even though they were in a bowl in the guys livingroom, and you weren't invited to his birthday.
5: jk, release it into the wild, a couple hundred miles away.