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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #665977

In 6th grade I went to Open House 1st thing I said to my Math/Science Teacher was. "I like cheese". Oh god why!?	Patriot Offline Gold Boarder Freedom is the sovereign right of every American. Posts: 1844 Thanks received: 283 Karma: 4
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #665991

Got caught having "fun" with my GF on the desk by my little brother.	Patrick TM Offline Legendary Member Zarp Map Developer Posts: 1124 Thanks received: 615 Karma: 21
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #665997

i posted here	maybedovahkitty Offline User is blocked Бог мертв Posts: 7710 Thanks received: 1225 Karma: -75
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666004

Crisps wrote: i posted here HOLY SHIT THE BURN	NOPEEEEE Offline Expert Boarder Posts: 1057 Thanks received: 64 Karma: -12
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666006

Said 'mom' to my female teacher. Was caught throwing away keys of a locked house.	Leopatra Offline Senior Boarder I work hard every motherfuckin' day Posts: 799 Thanks received: 266 Karma: 29
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666014

There was this one time I read this signature that mentioned someone being an 'art maker'. I caught pretty bad second hand embarrassment.	Nafe Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 18719 Thanks received: 8636 Karma: -377
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666024

I made an admin app	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10728 Thanks received: 4130 Karma: -318
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666057

that's really embarrassing	Nexize Offline Legendary Member I call myself Nexize but you can call me tonight Posts: 5027 Thanks received: 1215 Karma: 121
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666062

I keep calling my male teacher a female one but i dont do it on purpose lol	Windows Offline Diamond Boarder Life isn’t a destination, it’s hell Posts: 3989 Thanks received: 963 Karma: -5
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666226

I got pants in the middle of the basket ball cour	HappyPorpoise49 Offline Fresh Boarder Posts: 45 Thanks received: 2 Karma: 0
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666254

When man was on op block man saw ops in red but left the skeng at home, my man said "rahhhhhhh BIGMANTING where's your skeng blud", man said "'allow me fam I left it home still" so the ops dem robbed my chain shanked and dipped and man was dere with no skeng still. Moral of the story: Don't leave your skeng at home	Denis Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 2812 Thanks received: 1365 Karma: -49
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666258

My mom walked in while my GF was sucking my dick. My Mom Also walked in while my GF didn't have anything on her upper body. Well she was fast enough to hide under the blanket. Not really Embarrassing but it was a bit cringy	Magik Offline Gold Boarder ye man Posts: 2691 Thanks received: 621 Karma: -14
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666287

At school with a dirty underwear full of poop and vomit and the hallway	Katje Offline User is blocked Posts: 5286 Thanks received: 844 Karma: -73
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666325

Magik wrote: My mom walked in while my GF was sucking my dick. My Mom Also walked in while my GF didn't have anything on her upper body. Well she was fast enough to hide under the blanket. Not really Embarrassing but it was a bit cringy Bullshit Gmod players dont have girlfriends lmao	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10728 Thanks received: 4130 Karma: -318
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666328

Nutzu3650XL wrote: haha one time i said fuck off dad and i got beaten	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666392

So, when i did my first "millitary service" in Russia, the WORST thing to do is, leaving his weapon out of the camp, like, some freinds went to get some alchool (i don't know how..) and then, i accepted to drink some, i went drunk and i forgot my weapon in the forest..
After the training, my Officer went to me, and slapped me,all that bullshit, i was mad af, my comrades have made punish the whole camp, we had to do a 10km running @ 5:00 am ..

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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666448

My most embarrassing story is when I replied to this guy's post on the forums, just to get shit-post. I know right, just ehh, I hate even hate talking about it.	Arceus Offline Fresh Boarder Posts: 87 Thanks received: 17 Karma: 1
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666451

I sung a loli hentai song named "Pomf Pomf" for 20 million when I first got on the server. Well I can't say it wasn't worth it	Starman Offline Senior Boarder Beyond Earth Posts: 760 Thanks received: 233 Karma: 10
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666473

Magik wrote: My mom walked in while my GF was sucking my dick. My Mom Also walked in while my GF didn't have anything on her upper body. Well she was fast enough to hide under the blanket. Not really Embarrassing but it was a bit cringy TMI	Wells Offline Expert Boarder ♡ Bopper ♡ Posts: 1511 Thanks received: 254 Karma: 22
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Post an Embarrassing Story. 7 years 5 months ago #666485

That one time I accidentally teleported like half the server to spawn that was today	HENK JAN Offline Fresh Boarder anim Posts: 62 Thanks received: 15 Karma: 8
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