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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638454

I am the Zarp Love guru, ask below.

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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638457

Guru Guru! How do i deal with e girls?
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638458

Why are people so weak
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Guru Guru! How do i deal with e girls?
You throw them off buldings
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638460

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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638463

Deathrazor wants to know how to tell akemi he likes her
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638464

My brother asked me this a while back:

He dated some girl which he lied to about not being a virgin and he is afraid to commit to the lie because she might leave him for it :D guro guro whats your advice
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638467

Are girls on the internet a myth????
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638478

AfroHat wrote:
My brother asked me this a while back:

He dated some girl which he lied to about not being a virgin and he is afraid to commit to the lie because she might leave him for it :D guro guro whats your advice

ahhh the it was my brother but basically i am asking for my self kind of excuse :P
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638480

how do i find a loving husband on perp, my current husband is cheating on me (fuck you ryzo)
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638485

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how do i find a loving husband on perp, my current husband is cheating on me (fuck you ryzo)
I hear exro has a massive dick look for him
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638488

How do I get Mr. White to notice me.
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638501

ParaMontana wrote:
Deathrazor wants to know how to tell akemi he likes her

Death razor gay confirmed akemi is a man pretending to be a female
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638551

y'all some betas, true alpha males like me don't need advice
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638564

Guru guru how can I find old guys on omegle that likes me and my body? I really need to know since all of them skip me on there :( so basically I want to date an older guy age about 45-75 how can I do so?
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638566

XxmasterxX wrote:
Guru guru how can I find old guys on omegle that likes me and my body? I really need to know since all of them skip me on there :( so basically I want to date an older guy age about 45-75 how can I do so?
go on omegle and show stuff ;)
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638576

Tadgee wrote:
XxmasterxX wrote:
Guru guru how can I find old guys on omegle that likes me and my body? I really need to know since all of them skip me on there :( so basically I want to date an older guy age about 45-75 how can I do so?
go on omegle and show stuff ;)


Like what I have shown off all of my toys nothing works :(
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638577

XxmasterxX wrote:
Tadgee wrote:
XxmasterxX wrote:
Guru guru how can I find old guys on omegle that likes me and my body? I really need to know since all of them skip me on there :( so basically I want to date an older guy age about 45-75 how can I do so?
go on omegle and show stuff ;)


Like what I have shown off all of my toys nothing works :(
your body and other things should work mate :silly:
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638579

Guru are traps gay?
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638580

Tadgee wrote:
XxmasterxX wrote:
Tadgee wrote:
XxmasterxX wrote:
Guru guru how can I find old guys on omegle that likes me and my body? I really need to know since all of them skip me on there :( so basically I want to date an older guy age about 45-75 how can I do so?
go on omegle and show stuff ;)


Like what I have shown off all of my toys nothing works :(
your body and other things should work mate :silly:
i tried showing them my hand but it didnt work either
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Zarp Internet Relationships Advice 6 years 9 months ago #638777

How are Zarp relationships formed? :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
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