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TOPIC: Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster)

Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573414

Ok I wanted to finally come out about my religion. This isn't a joke so don't take it as one.
Some of you may already know that I believe in the FSM and have done for a long time.
Anyway the basic story of the FSM is as followed:

We believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world much as it exists today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands) and that life evolved into its current state (rather than created in its current form). Every time a researcher carries out an experiment that appears to confirm one of these “scientific theories” supporting an old earth and evolution we can be sure that the FSM is there, modifying the data with his Noodly Appendage. We don’t know why He does this but we believe He does, that is our Faith.

Also instead of Heaven being up in the clouds we believe that Heaven is a volcanic island that is full of naked women who will 'bend' to your will. The volcano also shoots out beer.

Our Hell is almost the same except the volcano shoots out flat beer and the women have std's.

You don't need to believe the religion from word to word as many christians do the same with their bible.

If you wish to watch a video to understand my religion further watch this.

Please respect my religion and don't take this as satire.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster 7 years 5 months ago #573417

cool religion man	Tadgee Offline Banned Posts: 2326 Thanks received: 480 Karma: 3
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573421

LOL	AceInsidious Offline Legendary Member Memed Posts: 7996 Thanks received: 3661 Karma: 394
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573445

No joke we share the same!e religion	Jeppe Offline Banned Martyr! Posts: 3200 Thanks received: 1154 Karma: 16
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573449

Cool!	Wolfi Offline Legendary Member Future Owner and Manager of Murder Posts: 8738 Thanks received: 2707 Karma: 52
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573450

Glad to hear To let you know in Australia u are allowed to wear a collinder on ur head for ur driving license.	Fred Wroolie Offline Gold Boarder -----★Azgeda Owner★------ Posts: 2295 Thanks received: 2301 Karma: -6
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573491

Interesting.	DEADMONSTOR Offline Former Owner Posts: 9277 Thanks received: 3799 Karma: 80
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Fred Wroolie's religion (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 7 years 5 months ago #573531

LOL U think this is funny?	Fred Wroolie Offline Gold Boarder -----★Azgeda Owner★------ Posts: 2295 Thanks received: 2301 Karma: -6
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