In the country in which were I live , Doritos is the food of Kings, just like me , I like to combine my Doritos with some sexy and watery Mountain Dew and glasses , after that I usually change my grammar to real weird English , using weird phrases such as Ez and Rekt to my advantage , peasants bow before me as I 360 No-scope their heads with a M24 Sniper with a extra muzzle on top , slowly decapitating them with explosive shots from my sexy sniper , I meet people with guilty intentions all day , such as 9-year olds who watch gay porn , or 99-years young who sexually harass 16 year old girls from all around the world , whoever they are I meet them all in one single place , a magical place where Feminism, Memes, Porn and Cancer rise from , it is called....The Internet
Make this a copypasta in ZARP please