TOPIC: How to be a pro at raiding/aiming in Zarp SSRP

So recently I have been getting asked a lot about why I am so good with aiming and do I have any tips for others aspiring to be like me.


The basic run-down is; treat Zarp SSRP as if you're in a MLG tournament and your life depends on winning.



I will now go on to make a few lists about how you can at least try to be like me (you won't ever be but the best you can do is try).

A few of the attitudes you should have towards Zarp are:

• Nothing but Zarp matters, treat real life as if it's semi-serious and Zarp as if it's the real deal.


• I'm ready to trade in all my irl responsibilities in order to be the best at reking and calling people noobs.

• Anyone I kill and raid are garbage because they don't play Zarp 24/7 (scrubs).


• Making people lose virtual items gives me a thrill like no other, I don't need any drugs because raiding is my fix.

Okay, now that we have listed the attitudes that you NEED to have in order to be a MLG pro like myself, I will go on to talk about the equipment necessary.

1. First off, you must have a godly mouse. I use the Gila Pro gaming mouse which costs around $7,000 dollars and it's totally worth it since I never lose 1v1s anymore.


2. Red Bull (or an energy drink of your choice). On my average day on Zarp I usually get through 50+ cans of redbull each day, it's my life source (besides gang loot) and it is what you need to be the very best.

3. And finally: Salt. This is an EXTREMELY important substance as it's what you'll need to dedicate your life to, just remember; that new player who put down that topaz printer is a dirty scrub who has no life what so ever.





And that's it people!

I really hope this tutorial helped you out and also don't forget regular training; make sure you practise those psg skills.

Be warned however; if I see you in game I won't be so friendly, I'm known as being the most mlgest pro around ahah scrub.

- Lit

ty b0ss rly helpfull guide
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- spoder

Holy crap dude! I've tried your tactics in csgo and they work there aswel!!!! I went from silver 2 to supreme in 2 days, Since I'm already a redbull addict and you told me it's normal I now have 250 cans of redbull and go to the toilet 7 times a day. I litteraly got the aim of ScreaM & kennyS combined!!! Thank you so much!!!!!
kappa

El une Spodermun wrote:
You're welcome, I had to sacrifice 20 minutes of 720 no scope practise to create this so it better be worth it.

apoXGaming wrote:
I'd expect nothing less, I'm glad it's working for you.

p.s. I'm assuming that "kappa" must've been a typing error, no worries.

- Lit

Lit_johnson wrote:
Yeah man sorry it was a typo i was going to write "-papa", thanks for pointing that out.

or just use aimware

Fuzzy wrote:
You are clearly misguided, us Zarp professionals would never do such a thing.

- Lit

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahha

Wow really helpful!

- Jim


COULD YOU STOP PUTTING YOUR NAME AT THE END OF EVERY POST NOW ITS REALLY ANNOYING

Thanks for the helpful guy

- I'm gay

At the start I thought you were serious, thank god it's just a joke lol.

Woww I got scammed , I bought that mouse for $20000

Jim_Jam wrote:
I could stop yes, but why now I have started. Usually I do it to leave my mark, after I raid a gang or something because that's what pros do.

itzsonzy wrote:


Want wrote:
What? You think this is a joke? Zarp is my life, don't hate me because you aint me (a pro who wins all 1v1s and is the best raider 10/10 aiming on all gang applications).

- Lit

i use smeg hack for better aim

ParaMontana wrote: Dont underestimate smeg, its really well made.

Thx mate even though i'm the #1 player and you're just a pleb

ParaMontana wrote:
According to Morgan you can be banned for that

Aspect wrote:
Love it when you lower levels try and have a joke, weird sense of humour but good attempt mate.

- Lit

Mate, I be lovin' this guide already, I've been 1 tapped all these noob rdmers on server 3.


-michael b0sserin0s i dont like doritos but i like mountain dew please help me.

instructions not clear enough, accidentally rekt frag angels