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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278717

1. See spider on door frame the size of your hand
2. Spray spider
3. Spider runs into room
4. Loose track of spider
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278718

I know the feeling. After watching arachnophobia. Ohh boy
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278719

Aidan|DaleAGaming wrote:
I know the feeling. After watching arachnophobia. Ohh boy
Living in Australia Sucks
Waking up with giant spider on window
Going to turn on light in the night, it's fuzzy, and moves... and has 8 legs
Going to bed and pulling a blanket over you to feel moving in it

Spiders are shit
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278722

kristofferson wrote:
Aidan|DaleAGaming wrote:
I know the feeling. After watching arachnophobia. Ohh boy
Living in Australia Sucks
Waking up with giant spider on window
Going to turn on light in the night, it's fuzzy, and moves... and has 8 legs
Going to bed and pulling a blanket over you to feel moving in it

Spiders are shit
And while u trying to sleep u hear sounds
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278723

That's one beautiful spider.
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278724

JokerMan wrote:
kristofferson wrote:
Aidan|DaleAGaming wrote:
I know the feeling. After watching arachnophobia. Ohh boy
Living in Australia Sucks
Waking up with giant spider on window
Going to turn on light in the night, it's fuzzy, and moves... and has 8 legs
Going to bed and pulling a blanket over you to feel moving in it

Spiders are shit
And while u trying to sleep u hear sounds
Nah fam
I got dogs that bark when I open my door
Noises don't scare me
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278725

Spiders are fucking sneaky little basterds
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278732

Well just walking past a snake fucking terrified me in florida so that shit would scare the shite out of me
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278739

Dude fuck the spiders down under they're huge
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278741

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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278749

Spiders are More scarier then the Sound that you hear in the house when you are in bed and everyone is asleep
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278751

Step 1: Send it to Gulag
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278754

And just a few hours later.

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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278777



Never knew you had 200k views
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278798

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Never knew you had 200k views
Never knew he said that was him
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278914

Ryryster wrote:
Well just walking past a snake fucking terrified me in florida so that shit would scare the shite out of me


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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #278957

Oh boy, if i would see such a spider i would probably leave the house and buy any plane ticket to any country and then come back 25 years later.
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #279010

>living in Australia so you know it's a bad spider as well
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How not to sleep 8 years 8 months ago #279011

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