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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250742

i had a piece of fire work and when i lit it it gave a huge flame burning my left eye brow my front hair line and some of my eye lashes.
THANK GOD I HAD SAFETY GOGGLES ON OR ID BE BLIND RIGHT NOW!!!!
It burned my entire coat i was wearing its now all crispy and shit.
I wanna thank baby jezus for not fucking me over lol
Just wanted to share this coz im stil in shock.

The only thing i have to do now is explain my barbers soon why the fuck the front of my hair is shaved LOL

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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250745

Why didn't you bhop away from the fireworks? Good to hear that you're okay	Legendary Soldier Offline Former Community Manager Still alive bois Posts: 2602 Thanks received: 1431 Karma: 61
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250746

Tyler Durden wrote: Why didn't you bhop away from the fireworks? Good to hear that you're okay Forgot to turn my smeg hack on	ParaMontana Offline User is blocked Posts: 5541 Thanks received: 3172 Karma: -1047
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250750

And this is why kids. you dont play with fireworks	Daiki Aomine Offline Expert Boarder The zone Posts: 1395 Thanks received: 129 Karma: -2
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250751

BuzzM4H wrote: And this is why kids. you dont play with fireworks Play with fireworks is what comes through the other ear.	Studio Banter Offline Marvelous Boarder ❤️ Posts: 14008 Thanks received: 5849 Karma: -60
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250753

Right in this post it makes no logic to me some of my eye lashes. How would you burn your eye lashes with them on lol. Lastly why would you need to explain anything to the barber when he is there just to cut your hair the way YOU want lol.	TiGzTeR Offline Gold Boarder Portuguese and Proud! Posts: 2221 Thanks received: 850 Karma: 48
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250755

The best thing to do there would be to violently deep throat the lit firework. #SurvivalTactics2k16	Want Offline Gold Boarder L4GY Posts: 1771 Thanks received: 238 Karma: 4
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250757

could be worse could be this kid	Hungry Santa Offline Legendary Member Gib me dat shit for free Posts: 10647 Thanks received: 4085 Karma: -318
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250786

update of my hair	ParaMontana Offline User is blocked Posts: 5541 Thanks received: 3172 Karma: -1047
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250787

TiGzTeR wrote:

Right in this post it makes no logic to me

some of my eye lashes.

How would you burn your eye lashes with them on lol.

Lastly why would you need to explain anything to the barber when he is there just to cut your hair the way YOU want lol.

my barber is a hot chick and a good friend of mine * teehee xD**

Sorry for the double post guys i am still kinda in shock lol and did not really pay attention

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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250792

And once again, jesus did his duty!	WaLK3r Offline Legendary Member Nils Posts: 760 Thanks received: 166 Karma: 18
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250796

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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250797

Dude on no xD this is pretty funny but glad you weren't injured!	Zooted Offline Legendary Member I simp Posts: 1169 Thanks received: 150 Karma: 1
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250805

This is what happens if u delete that warning that i gave you, would be sad if anything else happened to you i mean.....thank god u didnt burn ur balls.........right? lucky faggot	PinkyCake Offline Senior Boarder Yes, i do love cereal folks! Posts: 491 Thanks received: 82 Karma: -2
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250813

U must be fucking lucky dude. g fucking g	spodermon Offline Diamond Boarder heyyyy Posts: 4531 Thanks received: 1394 Karma: 18
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250842

Never seen anybody wearing goggles lighting fireworks	ToeRag2k6 Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 415 Thanks received: 60 Karma: 0
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250845

SexKitten wrote: Never seen anybody wearing goggles lighting fireworks Safety and thinking comes last in Ireland.	Studio Banter Offline Marvelous Boarder ❤️ Posts: 14008 Thanks received: 5849 Karma: -60
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250849

It could have been worse, now you need a new coat :d	Polsee Offline Legendary Member Pedo Posts: 1297 Thanks received: 441 Karma: 24
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My firework shit went wrong! 8 years 8 months ago #250852

So you are not gonna buy fireworks next year?	Scarko Offline Expert Boarder Gr8 b8 m8 Posts: 834 Thanks received: 85 Karma: 8
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