The problem with Christmas is simple. There's too many gifts. I've opened 22 mega rares to date, and I've made my fair share of profits. But I've got too many items! Will someone be so kind as to take some of these away!? Of course you will, because its Christmas!
Prize number one
Up first, Santa doesn't leave coal in your stocking anymore, he leaves something else black.
Yes! The black diamond printer! I will be giving away one of these printers, which churns out money faster than EMP churns out great updates for us!
Not only that, but I will be giving away a 3x printer booster so you can maximize your illegal profits! Happy holidays!
Prize number 2
The second one! Some say this one is brutal!
An EDF suit! Your one stop suit that injects a diluted morphine substance directly into your bloodstream! Destroy printers all night, or don't. I don't care as long as I get rid of it.
Prize number 3
Third time's the charm! Or at least it would be if you weren't a cutthroat...
A hand cannon! Pick up this authentic cannon and annihilate some bases. Alternatively, you can jump around the map and be accused of noclip abuse! Good times for all!
Prize number 4
Some say the 4th prize is based of our coder himself.
EMP grenades! Short circuit some electronics, or stick them on your buddy to watch him die in pain! Do what ever you feel like as long as it can be done with explosions! But that's not all. I won't be giving away one. Or two. But
5 to one lucky winner!
Prize number 5
The final prize, ready yourselves...
TEN
MILLION
DOLLARS!
Go Donald trump style with this fantastic injection of cash directly into your bank account!
How to enter
Well that's simple! Just leave a comment and I'll enter you. Also feel free to leave a thank you (although it is not mandatory!)
Merry Christmas!