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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189943

RedPowder wrote:
illuminatixs wrote:
Go with the style of today's norms..

step 1. Stalk her social media until you get a phonenumber
step 2. Ask her to your homecoming thingy
step 2.1 insert lots of awkward text
step 2.2 end with a lot of "XD" and ":P"
????
step 3 results



x) But seriously, just ask her.. Just get straight to the point, and just hand her a rose or something.

-.- don't start of buying stuff or they will expect stuff all the time and it starts of at roses and then next thing you know you have 12 kids and you're washing dishes at IHOP
that's just a great reply bruv
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189945

Just buy her zarp vip guys, jeez why didnt anyone came up with this, im a genius
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189955

*sigh* you guys better be joking right
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189962

Just go with the flow, if you over think and plan stuff like this it tends to get awkward.
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189967

just say you know DCX.
BOOM! free date or what ever u call that thing.
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189969

RedPowder wrote:
illuminatixs wrote:
Go with the style of today's norms..

step 1. Stalk her social media until you get a phonenumber
step 2. Ask her to your homecoming thingy
step 2.1 insert lots of awkward text
step 2.2 end with a lot of "XD" and ":P"
????
step 3 results

x) But seriously, just ask her.. Just get straight to the point, and just hand her a rose or something.

-.- don't start of buying stuff or they will expect stuff all the time and it starts of at roses and then next thing you know you have 12 kids and you're washing dishes at IHOP

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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189971

JarredInator wrote:
RedPowder wrote:
-.- don't start of buying stuff or they will expect stuff all the time and it starts of at roses and then next thing you know you have 12 kids and you're washing dishes at IHOP
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RedPowder has 6 kids with 7 different women. #FACT
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189973

candyflosskitty wrote:
*sigh* you guys better be joking right

BUSTED!!

Zoooooooom...... I'm out!
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189974

RedPowder wrote:
illuminatixs wrote:
Go with the style of today's norms..

step 1. Stalk her social media until you get a phonenumber
step 2. Ask her to your homecoming thingy
step 2.1 insert lots of awkward text
step 2.2 end with a lot of "XD" and ":P"
????
step 3 results

x) But seriously, just ask her.. Just get straight to the point, and just hand her a rose or something.

-.- don't start of buying stuff or they will expect stuff all the time and it starts of at roses and then next thing you know you have 12 kids and you're washing dishes at IHOP

Just another of redpowder's personal experiences.
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189980

its like a game, more money you have the better chance you have of winning
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189985

Ask DCX, he'll have all the answers for you.
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189987

Exrobite wrote:
How about.

You walk up to here.

And ASK HER?

And thats how not to get pussy
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189988

F0rk wrote:
Exrobite wrote:
How about.

You walk up to here.

And ASK HER?

And thats how not to get pussy

YOU INSPIRED ME TO AN IDEA!!!

If you made a rose appear out of thin air, why not a condom?
#DealWithIt
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189989

^^^ you two up there keep it clean or you will be the next to join the minges.
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189991

ask soxey, he knows a whole lot about this
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189993

Order her a Pizza, but pay for it of course.

Ask Patrick, it works you know!
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #189996

Take her to the burger king, once you arrived there DCX will be playing romantic violin music for you and you can ask her while that music is playing in the background
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #190001

Stratiic wrote:
Order her a Pizza, but pay for it of course.

Ask Patrick, it works you know!

Lol did that last Friday
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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #190024

Take her to one of those grabbing machine put a toy in it with a note saying "will you go to homecoming with me?"


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Homecoming? 8 years 8 months ago #190026

A friend just told me to do cupcakes that spell out "Homecoming?<3"
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