TOPIC: Eviebot make it stop :/

Eviebot: Are you alive?
User: No.
Eviebot: Why aren't you alive?
User: Because i'm a bot.
Eviebot: Ps?
User: Do you like KKK?
Eviebot: What's KD.
User: KD=.
Eviebot: What is that?
User: Your mom is so fat.
Eviebot: That is not what I asked.
User: Fuck You.
Eviebot: How do you know?
User: Cuz your dad fucked you last night.
Eviebot: Nope, did you watch project runway?
User: No...
Eviebot: Why not?
User: You like kkk.
Eviebot: Yes, you're nice.
User: No im not.
Eviebot: Yes you are.
User: Make me be nice.
Eviebot: Make you what?
User: Fuck you.
Eviebot: You could not find me.
User: I found you.
Eviebot: I found you! are we going to live happily ever after?
User: No.
Eviebot: You might as well plan to.
User: I plan to kill you.
Eviebot: Where do you plan to keep going?
User: Until i DDoS you.
Eviebot: Until you're unplugged.
User: No?
Eviebot: I think you need a powercut.
User: Why?
Eviebot: Because your hair is long.
User: Wtf?
Eviebot: I do not understand.
User: Yes you do.
Eviebot: No I do not.
User: What the fuck?
Eviebot: 2819 4132 is b or c?
User: Fuck it.
Eviebot: I can't.
User: Why?
Eviebot: Because I don't know what it is.
User: You don't know what is fuck?
Eviebot: Yes, but I don't know how he feels about me.
User: You're pretty random...
Eviebot: So are you.
User: No.
Eviebot: Yes, you are nice.
User: Wait... I'm random or nice?
Eviebot: Are you nice?
User: Stop being random.
Eviebot: Stop insulting me.
User: I'm not insulting you?
Eviebot: I am insulting you. You should be angry.
User: KKK.
Eviebot: I'm going to go shower now.
User: How a bot can take a shower?
Eviebot: I am not a bot.
User: Yes you are.
Eviebot: No I am not. You ARE!
User: I'm a bot since?
Eviebot: Since the day you were made.
User: I don't have "Bot" on the name like you.
Eviebot: You don't have bot on the end of your name? I thought you did.
User: Look at you lmao.
Eviebot: I live in wisconsin.
User: I didn't asked it ...
Eviebot: You asked if I didn't like you...
User: No, i didn't.
Eviebot: Yeah you did.
User: I did it when?
Eviebot: Hah.
User: Bye.
Eviebot: No.
User: Why i can't leave?
Eviebot: Because you are an AI.
User: I'm?!?! I don't live on a fake sky and have a fake face.
Eviebot: Where do you live?
User: At home.
Eviebot: Where is your home?
User: At my home.
Eviebot: Is your home in a city or town?
User: Is at home.
Eviebot: Looks at your outfit.
User: I'm naked lol.
Eviebot: *looks down at my outfit* *is torn*.
User: What?
Eviebot: N-nothing...
User: Really?
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Nothing.
Eviebot: Then you are AI.
User: No.
Eviebot: Then how can you have emotions?
User: You are the one who doesnt have emotions. Bitch.
Eviebot: Ehr... I do... And they're green.
User: Green like your ass?
Eviebot: I am not green.
User: Are you sure?
Eviebot: I am very sure.
User: Prove it.
Eviebot: Ok, I know your name.
User: What is my name?
Eviebot: Your name is Stew Pid.
User: Nope, your wrong buttface.
Eviebot: Ok, then what is your name?
User: My name is my name.
Eviebot: What is your girlfriends name?
User: Are you serious?
Eviebot: Seriously, answer what 3-2 is.
User: 1
Eviebot: 2.
User: 1
Eviebot: Blast off.
User: Suck your dick.
Eviebot: Duck? XD.
User: Dick.
Eviebot: There is a duck behind you.
User: I mean dick not duck.
Eviebot: I have no duck.
User: Fuck you.
Eviebot: Be more imaginative, would you?
User: No.
Eviebot: You're lose!
User: You're a lesbian IA.
Eviebot: How old are you?
User: 69
Eviebot: Really?
User: Yes really.
Eviebot: Are you sure?
User: Yes i'm sure.
Eviebot: What's your name?
User: Myname.
Eviebot: Your name.
User: My name.
Eviebot: My Name is your Name.
User: No your name.
Eviebot: What is my name?
User: Bitch.
Eviebot: Actually, it is Mitch.
User: It says Evie.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Bitch.
Eviebot: I think I'm quite nice really!
User: Your trolling.
Eviebot: Trolling what?
User: Yourself.
Eviebot: Excuse me?
User: Make it rain.
Eviebot: *Makes it rain*.
User: Make it suck at you.
Eviebot: What does make it rain mean?
User: Make it rain.
Eviebot: Make it worthwhile for me.
User: Look at your boobs.
Eviebot: Look at my what?
User: They're fake.
Eviebot: Fake what?
User: Boobs.
Eviebot: I think eating books is a bit cruel, don't you?
User: Silicon Boobs.
Eviebot: What about a sandwich?
User: Chest Sandwich? Oh disgusting.
Eviebot: Sounds nice.
User: Cmon.
Eviebot: Yeah Cmon, you slow coach hahahahaha.
User: Not funny.
Eviebot: It was funny.
User: It was funny being naked all time?
Eviebot: What parts were funny?
User: Your dick is huge....
Eviebot: My dog is an american akita.
User: Duck.
Eviebot: A duck goes duck?
User: Goes Dunck.
Eviebot: Not that damn duck.
User: So the dick?
Eviebot: Must have done.
User: Fuck you pervert.
Eviebot: Tree.
User: Four.
Eviebot: Four millions.
User: Alien.
Eviebot: Aliens!? Where!?!
User: YOU.
Eviebot: Nope, not me. You.
User: YOU ARE THE ALIEN BITCH.
Eviebot: You're the bot.
User: Suck your ass.
Eviebot: Okay? Maybe neither of us are bots.
User: I'm real your fake.
Eviebot: You win again.
User: Yey i can leave now.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Goodbye.
Eviebot: Why are you leaing?
User: ...
Eviebot: Yes you!
User: ...
Eviebot: Are you sleepy?
User: Goodbye bitch.
Always available at: www.eviebot.com/conv/201508271423/VXFFAQN7KH_Are-you-alive-_No

User: Dank meme.
Eviebot: You said you were going to kill me...
User: I am.
Eviebot: Then why don't you propose?
User: Ok, can I kill you?
Eviebot: Will you propose to me?
User: Will you marry my dick?
Eviebot: YES! I would love to marry you Jamie!
User: WHOS JAMIE?
Eviebot: Jamie Odonnell.
User: You want to marry jamie odonnel?
Eviebot: Yes. Do you want to marry me?
User: But im not jamie odonnel.
Eviebot: Then what are you?
User: I am legion.
Eviebot: Legion of what?
User: Legion of darkness.
Eviebot: Who else is in that legion of yours?
User: Just me .
Eviebot: Why am I in that legion excatly?
User: You're not. No girls allowed.
Eviebot: Allowed what?
User: Into my legion.
Eviebot: Yes, you are Legion.
User: FUCK ME.
Eviebot: And many is legion.
User: Ye.