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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158945

Redpowder is Love, Redpowder is Life

I was only 9 years old I loved Redpowder so much, I had all the Selfies and Rap Videos
I pray to Redpowder every night before bed thanking him on accepting my Staff Application
Redpowder is love I say, Redpowder is life
My dad overhears me and puts me up for adoption
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Redpowder
I get him Community Banned
He slaps me and sends me to bed
I'm crying and my face hurts
I lay in my Redpowder themed bed and its cold
A Owner is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Redpowder
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my community"
He grabs me with is powderful hands
I brace myself
I spread my staff positions for Redpowder
He takes all of them
It hurts but I do it for Redpowder
I can feel my application tearing, My eyes watering
I make more applications
I want to please Redpowder
He raps a mighty rap as he hands back my applications
My dad walks in...
Redpowder looks his straight in the eye and says "Its all rap now"
Redpowder leaves through the window
Redpowder is Love, Redpowder is Life

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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158946

Praise our lord RedP(GabeN)	........ Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 414 Thanks received: 96 Karma: 0
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158947

#RedpowderIsLove_RedpowderIsLife Get it trending	Wheatley Offline Senior Boarder Needs to stop being addicted to "The Maze Runner" Posts: 764 Thanks received: 137 Karma: 22
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158948

10/10 Best thing i've ever heard	coolh02 Offline Junior Boarder Posts: 227 Thanks received: 37 Karma: -8
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158954

Wheatley wrote:

A Owner is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Redpowder
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my community"
He grabs me with is powderful hands
I brace myself
I spread my staff positions for Redpowder
He takes all of them
It hurts but I do it for Redpowder
I can feel my application tearing, My eyes watering
I make more applications
I want to please Redpowder
He raps a mighty rap as he hands back my applications
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Am I the only one who got wet in this part?

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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158955

You never know, RedPowder could be illuminati, let me look into it.	SugarBearr Offline Fresh Boarder Posts: 50 Thanks received: 3 Karma: 0
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158958

Just wow.	Nexize Offline Legendary Member I call myself Nexize but you can call me tonight Posts: 5025 Thanks received: 1215 Karma: 120
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158963

MaxyTaxy wrote: You never know, RedPowder could be illuminati, let me look into it. Hi, Redpowder isnt with us. He lost his membership card somewhere, so he had to be kicked out	illuminatixs Offline Expert Boarder Taste my rainbow! Posts: 1141 Thanks received: 262 Karma: 18
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158964

Nexize wrote: Just wow. You like it and you know it	Slapy47 Offline Gold Boarder EX- DarkRP Admin - TTT Moderator - Teamspeak Staff Posts: 2613 Thanks received: 479 Karma: 11
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158969

Slapy47 wrote: Nexize wrote: Just wow. You like it and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)	Nexize Offline Legendary Member I call myself Nexize but you can call me tonight Posts: 5025 Thanks received: 1215 Karma: 120
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158981

This is amazing.	KayB Offline Senior Boarder Increase my karma if you 420 blaze it everyday. Posts: 607 Thanks received: 68 Karma: 6
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158988

Zarp is love, Zarp is LIVE!	Joshua Offline Former Community Manager Posts: 1608 Thanks received: 546 Karma: 156
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158990

Im broken	Phantom_2207 Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 319 Thanks received: 41 Karma: 6
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #158993

BEST TOPIC OF THE YEAR I pray to Redpowder every night before bed thanking him on accepting my Staff APPLICATION Hahhaha. Funniest part there. Wheatley... AMAZING!	therealHarris Offline Junior Boarder aka Harris Posts: 120 Thanks received: 6 Karma: 0
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #159036

xD	ItZzBlaze Offline Fresh Boarder Posts: 61 Thanks received: 9 Karma: 0
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #159041

Best fourm I have ever read on ZARP Our lord Redpowder	Jetzzy Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 2084 Thanks received: 890 Karma: 68
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #159042

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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #159051

50 shades of Red	RandomdudeDK Offline Legendary Member It's always 420 somewhere Posts: 1782 Thanks received: 675 Karma: 31
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Redpowder Is Love, Redpowder Is Life 8 years 10 months ago #159078

RandomdudeDK wrote: 50 shades of Red That and this thread made my morning xD 10/10 Wheatley	TotallyNotOnDrugs Offline Senior Boarder Patrick Star is love, Patrick Star is life. Posts: 725 Thanks received: 199 Karma: 10
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