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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78669

I'm x%2=1 right now because I can't even (best maths joke ever)

If you don't get it, don't worry. Its complex math.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78671

ahh i get it your 420 :D
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78675

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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78756

Brusk might know.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78757

This joke is not funny, and that's a fact(torial)!
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78758

Exrobite wrote:
This joke is not funny, and that's a fact(torial)!
It's Modulus.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78760

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Exrobite wrote:
This joke is not funny, and that's a fact(torial)!
It's Modulus.

You're the Sin(90)!
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78761

sqrt(-1) <3 u
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78799

I didn't even smile to the joke.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78813

soxey6 wrote:
Brusk might know.
I believe its Java?
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78819

hopking1 wrote:
I didn't even smile to the joke.
Did you actually understand the nature of the maths?Brusk_Macaroon wrote:
soxey6 wrote:
Brusk might know.
I believe its Java?
Someone here knows complex math, I thought it was you.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78820





I found the answer it's: 21 because 2=1= 21
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78826

soxey6 wrote:
I'm x%2=1 right now because I can't even (best maths joke ever)

If you don't get it, don't worry. Its complex math.



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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78837

What are you implying with circling his gay, you realize that's offensive right, who cares if he is gay
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78839

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soxey6 wrote:
I'm x%2=1 right now because I can't even (best maths joke ever)

If you don't get it, don't worry. Its complex math.

What is that circle around my signature implying
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78841

He is a homophobic
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78845

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He is a homophobic
I hope to god he won't actually use any homophobic slurs if he is. Or be a dick.
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78864

soxey6 wrote:
hopking1 wrote:
I didn't even smile to the joke.
Did you actually understand the nature of the maths?Brusk_Macaroon wrote:
soxey6 wrote:
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I believe its Java?
Someone here knows complex math, I thought it was you.
Lol this is in Java, and Visual basic, x mod 2 = 1, right?
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78865

I feel really dumb now. +SUPPORT
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My favourite joke 9 years 5 months ago #78926

What do Penguins like to eat?

Brrrrrrrritos.

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