TOPIC: The newest cult in ZARP, The Parmo Cult

Once upon a time, there was a small boy named Joey, he lived in a town by the name of 'Middlesbrough.' On a dark and gloomy night he was working at a chicken farm, he was very poor and stole a chicken. Once fired for the stolen chicken, he worked on a cow farm. He had stolen cheese from their production systems. Soon after, his plan had came into place. He slammed the chicken into the oven, melted half the cheese and put the other amount on top of the chicken. There he had it, the beautiful Parmo. Still to this day, in the north of England we eat Parmos, they're great.


P.S Parmos>Tacos Taco cult is rekt.

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