I didn't ever watch TRON, so let's call it the Mouse of All Awesome Shit n' the Universe.
Let's call Kryptic's mouse: The Mouse that is worse than Scorpion's mouse.
Haha! Well mine is wireless!
I also have a Wireless mouse that is better looking back at home, but all the wireless mouses I have ever tried (Somewhere between 4-6), have sucked after like 6 months.
SHIT, why did you go and buy a mouse? That's just messed up. WHO NEEDS A MOUSE????
Welcome back, to tell you da truth, I didn't even notice you were gone