TOPIC: Punny

Post all your puns here!

Best one gets a hug c:

Donkeys are known for their ability to laugh at themselves.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. :3

A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!"
The doctor says "that's the least of you concerns, you have aids"

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A hippie get's on a bus.

He takes a seat beside a Nun.

While driving to the next stop, the hippie whispers to the Nun "Hey, wanna 'have fun' at my place?"

The Nun replied with "Oh Heavens No!" and got off at her bus stop.

At the next bus stop, the bus driver said to the hippie "You know, she goes to a statue every night at 10PM in the graveyard, you could probably dress up as a ghost and command her to have sex with you"

At 10PM the hippie was at the statue and sure as hell so was the Nun. He put on his costume and went behind the stone.

The hippie then jumped out and commanded the Nun to have sex with him. She replied "Fine, but it will have to be anal as I'm sworn to secrecy." So the hippie complied.

When they were done, the hippie ran off screaming "Ha bitch, I' actually the hippie!"

The Nun shouted back "Ha ha! I'm actually the bus driver!"

£I'mBritish£ wrote: I thought that said hippo the whole entire time LOL

NilwickPlays wrote:
Wow, you turned my joke into a joke... xD