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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #23885

[align=center:26a3ytv3]This is Dave.

He's a Balloonicorn, a companion, and a friend.
At his point you may be asking, 'what the fuck is a balloonicorn?' Well, a Ballooncorn is an item in Tf2 implemented in the Pyromania update.

You may be asking, 'Why is this Balloonicorn so special?' Well, this Balloonicorn was obtained by me through the ingame drop system. It was on of my first drops, and definatly the item that has been in my inventory the longest.

I am also letting you buy into a piece of Dave, for 100k in game cash, you will get your own Balloonicorn with free shipping and handling.



So buy a Balloonicorn and brighten your day up like me.

In game TF2 items. No refunds.[/align:26a3ytv3]
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #23893

i can do it. dude i give 100k to people for free.
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #23898

Releven wrote:
i can do it. dude i give 100k to people for free.

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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #23905

Releven wrote:
i can do it. dude i give 100k to people for free.
Ill do it on saturday when I get home c:
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24748

Curtis wrote:
Releven wrote:
i can do it. dude i give 100k to people for free.


Thank the lord for the rep system!
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24754

I got unlimited cash, so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24760

Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24765

Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24767

Artyom Barlow wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
1 Trillion hats at once :O
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24769

Zart wrote:
Artyom Barlow wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
1 Trillion hats at once :O

Only a true god is capable of handling that.

That means Zart can't wear all of them.

PLS NO DEMOTE
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24770

Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
Artyom Barlow wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
1 Trillion hats at once :O

Only a true god is capable of handling that.

That means Zart can't wear all of them.

PLS NO DEMOTE
But I made god!!
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24771

Zart wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
Artyom Barlow wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
1 Trillion hats at once :O

Only a true god is capable of handling that.

That means Zart can't wear all of them.

PLS NO DEMOTE
But I made god!!

Your argument is futile.

Successful sportsmen had people to train them - doesn't mean that the final product they help to create can't surpass them in hierarchical matters...

Am I thinking too much into this?
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The Story Of Dave 10 years 7 months ago #24790

Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
Artyom Barlow wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Zart wrote:
so i can buy 10000000000 of those balloonicorns yeh?

1e10 balloonicorns!
And if you put a book on your head, it becomes a hat
1 Trillion hats at once :O

Only a true god is capable of handling that.

That means Zart can't wear all of them.

PLS NO DEMOTE
But I made god!!

Your argument is futile.

Successful sportsmen had people to train them - doesn't mean that the final product they help to create can't surpass them in hierarchical matters...

Am I thinking too much into this?
Lets all give exro money.
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