Don't Hate The HAWK, Embrace it.
11 years 4 months ago #23296
The latest Organisation to hit the streets, The Hawk Syndicate (project), has been causing commotion among the server. Wether it be killing raiders over and over or polluting the streets with dangerous green chemicals.
The Hawk Syndicate have recently expanded and it seems like they are getting far too much grief from other users. Give us a break, we just want to deliver shoe box bombs, and pollute the streets. IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK?
We even offer free stickers and balloons, just ask a member in game and he/she will deliver!
We ask the general Public to embrace the organisation and either hit us hard or aspire to one day own a major production line, you never know, we may just want you!
Don't Hate The HAWK, Embrace it.
11 years 4 months ago #23305
And for a limited time only, we are giving away free shitty alcohol to the truly needy!
Warning: We are not responsible for any side-effects that may occur after drinking the cheap booze, such as vomiting, death, shootings, and explosive diarrhoea, as all of these symptoms can be found after eating a bad turkey sandwich.
[Holy hell, I typed all of this on my Wii U. My finger hurts.]